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John H. Watson ([personal profile] 3houseswatson) wrote in [community profile] sortinghat_rp2013-02-19 10:37 am

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If I ever think about snakes again, it'll be too soon. I'm officially done with their slithery ways. They can all either grow some legs and be proper lizards or just steer clear of me. All snakes the world over are officially notified. The ball's in your court now, snakes.

I'd also like to apologize to anyone who might've got distracted from what they were doing if they caught sight of all the snogging Sherlock and I were doing in the Great Hall. And the not-as-great halls. And the courtyard. And... you know, just. Take this as a general apology.

[Filtered to Sherlock... Oh god an actual filter??? This is serious.]

We need to talk.
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[personal profile] 3potionproblem 2013-02-19 01:46 pm (UTC)(link)
That I didn't like things like that.

A future version of myself was married so I suppose I was rather foolish in not amending that possibility right then and there but all previous experiences had pointed to a displeasure in so much as kissing. It still remains to be seen if such enjoyment was only by virtue of the potion but there's always time for further study.

So, yes. Thank you. Perhaps you're right after all.
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[personal profile] 3potionproblem 2013-02-20 01:49 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm a sociopath. I don't feel empathy. Rather a necessary component for love, isn't it? I would have thought so, anyway. Artificial eros apparently doesn't require it.

I must say you're taking having been.. romantically interactive with another male rather well.
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[personal profile] 3potionproblem 2013-02-20 02:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Had you been kissing anyone but me, I probably would have quite adamantly tried to bring you to reason. Though I suppose I'll take it as a compliment that even with my lack of skill, I still could have been worse.
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[personal profile] 3potionproblem 2013-02-22 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
As I said, thank you.

Regardless of my own drugged affinities, had I seen you kissing a man, I would have put an end to it. It's almost a shame really that we were similarly affected. Though I do wonder if you would have allowed me to have carried on with anyone despite what you know of me were you not under its effects.
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[personal profile] 3potionproblem 2013-02-25 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
That was more so because of Tony having eyes for Herbert than anything.

I suppose this will be one of those things we don't mention again?
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[personal profile] 3potionproblem 2013-02-25 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, given what we could have been left with, I believe we did.

The emotions and physical interactivity are... still up for debate. I need to test and see how much was the potion and how much was me. But even if those tests are inconclusive or negative in any way, at least I have the memories.

I guess that's it.

I probably won't be seeing you around for a little while. I think it best.
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[personal profile] 3potionproblem 2013-02-25 12:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Fairly easily, really. Just do the same things I did before only this time without the potion's influence.

Shall we say a week? A fortnight? It might turn indefinite if there's no end date.
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[personal profile] 3potionproblem 2013-02-25 01:35 pm (UTC)(link)
What is there left to clear up? We were both under the effects of a love potion and cannot either of us be held responsible for our actions during that time. That seems rather clear already.
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[personal profile] 3potionproblem 2013-02-25 02:23 pm (UTC)(link)
All except for one thing.

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While you are a very fine kisser, John Watson, I think it is a skill best reserved for the female student body.

Though I doubt it needs clarification, you forgot to make mention that you and I are not 'together' as such, despite recent appearances. Apologies are one thing but do try and remember that some of us have reputations to consider.
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[personal profile] 3potionproblem 2013-02-25 02:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[It is very much more John's reputation he means to protect. Sherlock doesn't care in the slightest what people think about him. But John cares.]

It will be at the forefront of all my endeavors. I did manage to get by for years without you; I'm sure I still remember how.