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[3houseswatson]

If I ever think about snakes again, it'll be too soon. I'm officially done with their slithery ways. They can all either grow some legs and be proper lizards or just steer clear of me. All snakes the world over are officially notified. The ball's in your court now, snakes.

I'd also like to apologize to anyone who might've got distracted from what they were doing if they caught sight of all the snogging Sherlock and I were doing in the Great Hall. And the not-as-great halls. And the courtyard. And... you know, just. Take this as a general apology.

[Filtered to Sherlock... Oh god an actual filter??? This is serious.]

We need to talk.

Comments

[private to Bruce]

[preanimator]

He says he's going to do it in five minutes. You know he never listens to me. He said at first he was going to make out with you on my bed, but I quite sensibly assumed you wouldn't allow it, so apparently this is his new, improved idea for pestering me.

[private to Herbert]

[greenmoonrising]

I'm going to kill him.

[private to Bruce]

[preanimator]

[Heh.]

I suppose that would be less mess in the end. I don't see why he's so insistent on bothering me with things of a sexual nature these days. It's making me really uncomfortable.

[private to Herbert]

[greenmoonrising]

Any idea why he's threatening to get his spunk on your bed? I mean, he told me he kissed you during that whole fiasco with the snakes but...

Did something happen?

[private to Bruce]

[preanimator]

He tried to get me to sexually pleasure him with my hand after he kissed me. I told him no, of course. Now he's trying to give me things to 'make up for it', I suppose, but I told him I would rather he just leave me alone, which he seems incapable of doing.

[private to Herbert]

[greenmoonrising]

Oh.

That explains it.

Yeah, Tony on a guilt trip is impossible to dissuade. Give him a few weeks and treat him like you always do - that should at least convince him that you're okay and lead things back to normal.




Are you okay?

[private to Bruce]

[preanimator]

I'm not sure how wanking on my bed assuages any guilt.

And my feelings on the matter are irrelevant. I would simply prefer he not talk to me, if at all possible.

[private to Herbert]

[greenmoonrising]

He wants attention, that's all. Unfortunately with Tony, you can't just ignore him and hope for him to go away. As much as it might pain you to do so, sitting down and talking to him might be your best bet to solving this quickly.

[private]

[preanimator]

I have no intention of doing that. How is he ever going to learn if his coercive tactics work for him every time? Do you always say yes to everything he wants?

[private]

[greenmoonrising]

Of course not, but then he tries to not to get a reaction out of me as much as he does with everyone else since he knows that I'm not entirely safe to prod like that.

[private]

[preanimator]

Well, maybe I'm not, either.

[private]

[greenmoonrising]

You're too nice. :)