Mark XIV

[arrogantalloy]

 For those of you not in Ravenclaw and kept saying this day would never arrive.

It did, it started over Easter and now I can proudly say that I have almost completely grown in a moustache.

And you know what, I really make this look good.

[To be fair, it still looks a little whimpy, but there's no mistaking it's moustachiness.]

Comments

[arrogantalloy]

Well then you have some pretty kinky needs then. You're the one dating this jerk.

[Smirks.]

[greenmoonrising]

[Flushes a bit and rolls his eyes, shoving Tony off of him.]

Shut up.

[arrogantalloy]

[Chuckling he slips off him. And sits up.]

Well you said it, I just commented on it.

[greenmoonrising]

I said nothing about kinks.

[arrogantalloy]

No, but the second you went pink. I decided it was a great time to start talking about it. You show me yours, I'll show you mine.

[greenmoonrising]

I don't have anything to show, you pervert.

[arrogantalloy]

Of course you do. Even Rogers' has kinks, he just won't talk about them because he's a boy scout. You, you aren't a boy scout. Come on, I have to have something to hold onto for two years....Well... 387 days.

[greenmoonrising]

Sorry if I don't spend a lot of time thinking about these kinds of things?

[arrogantalloy]

You're 16. How don't you think about it?

Not even like 'I kind of like the idea of someone licking marshmallow fluff off me'? Or you know broom cupboard make outs?

[greenmoonrising]

This isn't really the kind of thing I'm comfortable discussing at all.

[arrogantalloy]

[Blinking he tilts his head looking a bit confused.]

Really? Not even to me? Wow.

[greenmoonrising]

[Huff. Clearly. Yeah.]

[arrogantalloy]

[He rubs the back of his neck then looks around the room, he didn't expect that.]

Ah. Hm, well okay then.

[greenmoonrising]

[Crosses arms and looks away sulkily.]

[arrogantalloy]

Okay, what are you doing, what's with that? Hey, I'm not annoyed that you don't want to share. Maybe a little confused, and maybe hurt. But yeah, I'm not feeling anything that should cause that face, you know.

[greenmoonrising]

Whatever. [Mumbles it and stays sulky.]

[arrogantalloy]

Oh, and know you're whatevering? Bruce, really? What's wrong?

[greenmoonrising]

Nothing.

[arrogantalloy]

Never in the history of the phrase "What is wrong?" has the word nothing, ever carried the original dictionary meaning.

[Tony gives him a concerned frown.]

[greenmoonrising]

Yet plenty of times 'nothing' has been used as a response to that phrase.

[arrogantalloy]

Yeah, but I'm not going to take it to mean 'Just stop asking' because, I really want to know. I kind of don't want to keep upsetting you.

[greenmoonrising]

Look, what difference does it make? I don't like talking about my nonexistent kinks!

[arrogantalloy]

Okay, I get that. And we've stopped, but you're still apparently pissed about it.

[greenmoonrising]

Because you keep poking at it!

[arrogantalloy]

Well I don't know. you're just seeming super sensitive about it or something.