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[kid8dik]

[Filtered away from Maka and baby!Death Eaters.]

[There is a large ink blot here, this is a last resort ok]

I usually wouldn't make an inquiry like this of the student body, but. I hadn't found anything that informative on the subject that wasn't completely unrelated in the library and Madame Pince was not very helpful.

Well. What should you– If your friend were to–

If you at times feel that you are less in control of your actions in the presence of a certain person, what condition might that be indicative of?

[ooc: For the filter, use your own judgment! It does not specifically say that but you know who you are.]

Comments

[selfhatred]

LOOKS LIKE IT'S TIME TO CUT TO THE CHASE.
YOU'RE FUCKING FLUSHED.

[kid8dik]

Flushed? I'm certain it has nothing to do with toilets.

[filtre]

That's totally a crush.

[jasmineofthewest]

[This is highly suspicious and very poorly timed Kid. Have you been spending too much time with Galen.]

That sounds... most troubling.

[selfhatred]

THAT'S NOT WHAT IT MEANS, DUMBASS.
IT MEANS YOU'RE CRUSHING ON SOMEBODY.
SOMEBODY WHO I'M GOING TO ASSUME IS MAKA.
SEE, I WORK ROMANCE INTO FOUR QUADRANTS. FLUSHED, YOU'RE CRUSHING OR ROMANTICALLY INCLINED. PALE, YOU'RE BROS. BLACK, YOU HATE THEIR FUCKING GUTS. ASHEN, YOU NEED INTERVENTION WITH THE PERSON YOU FUCKING HATE.
YOU'RE A GRADE A FLUSHED CASE, KID.

[ladyliberty]

Like you wanna jump their bones, or what?

[puckinyourmom]

You probably wanna bone them. Or kill them. Hopefully, it's just one.

[instantdrama]

What everyone else said.

Well, except for Professor Iroh, anyway.

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[kid8dik]

...A crush?

[kid8dik]

N-no, they're my friend, that'd hardly be appropriate.

[filtre]

Well if that's the case, then you've got something inappropriate going on. I don't know all the details, but it sounds like you like them.

[yanderedere]

[Perhaps a more innocent reaction than one might expect from a professor, but...]

Less in control of your actions?

Who is this person? Perhaps they have cursed or charmed you...

[kid8dik]

Well. To a degree, it is. There are other factors that are...not as disturbing.

I'm unable to find the source of this condition as of present.

[thatscalledsokkastyle]

Really, Kid?

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[kid8dik]

I have no idea what that is, but I have no desire to displace her bones in any way.

[kid8dik]

.......Am I going to want to adjust her bones?

[ladyliberty]

Wow, you really need a lot of help.

Does this girl make you feel funny in the pants?

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[kid8dik]

No, I do NOT want to kill her.

[kid8dik]

...Why is there so much discussion of bones?

[kid8dik]

P-perhaps I am being misinterpreted. This is a friend of mine, not a significant other.

[kid8dik]

No, I'm absolutely certain that it isn't anything like that, Professor, she would never do that.

Really, I don't believe she is at fault for this at all.

[kid8dik]

...Did...did I say something strange?

[yanderedere]

That is good to hear, then. It eliminates a simple answer, though...

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[kid8dik]

[Okay, Karkat, most of this is going soaring over his head like a majestic eagle.]

I'm...not sure I understand the implications of everything you're saying.

While that is a very orderly way of organizing relationships, I don't see the relevance. As you know, Maka is my friend, we are not engaged in a romantic relationship.

[kid8dik]

........And flushed sounds like a disturbing ailment.