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[madboxman]

[there is a scratching sound, a thud and the sound of paper being ripped. silence, for a second, then a young sounding man starts talking]
Now let's see what they are, my dear. Some might even be thinking!

[writing starts to appear on the page, all while the man hums to himself]
Hello! I'm the Doctor, not the professor or anything other silly nonsense people sometimes call other people in places like these. Even though I suppose sometimes the other people are called doctors even in these places but that's in the muggle world and not in the wizarding world I guess because we

[the sentence cuts off, and the man starts talking again]

Hello, Hogwarts! Writing is boring, and I much rather prefer hearing my own voice instead! But yes, I'm the Doctor, and I'll be teaching you all about muggles. Which I know more about than anyone else, including the muggles themselves. I expect everyone to choose this subjects, since not liking muggles and not wanting to know more about them is idiotic and stupid and dull.

And yes, I very much planned to talk instead of write. I just didn't know it when I started writing. Or I did, just not consciously, which is an excellent way of doing things.

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[magichairbrush]

Oh, um. I'll be picking up your class next year, Profes

Doctor.

My name is Rapunzel Gothel. It's nice to meet you. I hope you enjoy it here.

[madboxman]

[there is the sound of movement, as if the Doctor is leaning forward to closely inspect what Rapunzel has written and when he speaks again, the voice is quite loud]

Hello! It's nice to not technically, actually meet you!

[then he writes in the journal:]

Are you the one with the hair?

[magichairbrush]

Oh! Yes, I guess you've seen me around.

Unless you're asking if I'm the fairytale character.

Because I'm not.

[madboxman]

[and now he has turned of the voice function, deciding on only writing]

Are you sure?

[magichairbrush]

Yes.

[madboxman]

Absolutely certain?

[magichairbrush]

Absolutely.

[thornsofoglogoth]

Hello, Doctor.
I'll have you know, I'm always thinking.
Unless that's a bad thing, in which case I never am.

I'm Rose Lalonde and I'll see you in class.

[madboxman]

I think I like you. Do I like you? Yes, I like you.

[thornsofoglogoth]

It's a little too early for me to admit reciprocation, but I do enjoy the sound of your voice - perhaps as much as you do.
I'm certain it will not put me to sleep.

[angelic_soldier]

Nice to meet you, Doctor. I'm Ein, I teach flying.

[selfmakeout]

that sounds most fascinating, doctor!!
it is a mystery to me why anyone would not want to know more about muggles
muggles have SCIENCE! :D
its the funnest thing to dabble in!!!

[its_cor_aline]

Hello Doctor!
I agree in that disliking Muggles simply because they're Muggles is stupid.
Even though I'm Muggle-born I think I'd love to take your class just so I can hear about stuff from a Wizarding perspective. I want to be in Muggle and Wizard relations when I grow up!

[yerawwizarderi]

howw many fuckin mugglelovvers can one castle hold
arent wwe reachin capacity yet
cant go a damn day wwithout hearin somebody babble about muggles and howw fuckin amazin they are