❀ oo5:: Maternal love.

[thornsofoglogoth]

Good morning, all. I do believe I've just experienced karmic retribution.
Consider this a thinly veiled tribute and public service announcement: my darling mother is, in fact, somewhere in the vicinity of this castle.

I woke up to several My Little Unicorn dolls and three wizened statues of Albus Dumbledore hobnobbing on my bedside table - as well as two bottles of Old Ogden's Firewhisky which I have surrendered to the appropriate authorities.

Mother, come out, come out, wherever you are. I haven't quite thanked you properly for the gifts and veritable flood of letters I experience every weekend. May we shower each other with familial gestures of kindness all day and may I revel in your maternal charms this fine mothering Sunday.

Everyone, meet my mother, whom I love unconditionally.

Someone, anyone, please kill me now.

Comments

[thornsofoglogoth]

Yes.
We believe he is the pinnacle of wizarding excellence.

[fuckmackandme]

that's kinda creepy.

Private

[thornsofoglogoth]

You're telling me.
I'm fairly certain it's a passive-aggressive gesture implying her expectations for my future.

Not that I'm capable of becoming a full-bearded wizard, but the sentiment is there.

Private- also, he's totally wearing one of his disguises

[fuckmackandme]

she wants you to become hogwart's headmistress?

Re: Private- also, he's totally wearing one of his disguises

[thornsofoglogoth]

I was thinking more along the lines of "Order of Merlin, First Class".

Private

[fuckmackandme]

oh!
that's less specific.

Private

[thornsofoglogoth]

Then again, I wouldn't be surprised.
Perhaps I should consider a career in academia.

Private

[fuckmackandme]

not as a therapist?

Private

[thornsofoglogoth]

Perhaps I will be an academic therapist.

Private

[fuckmackandme]

hehehe.
the teachers here probably need it!

Private

[thornsofoglogoth]

Any suggestions for my first professor-patient?