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[fuckmackandme]

how the fuck did he even bring all this cake to the castle?!?

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[clockspinner]

shhhhhh
no tears now
only obscene amounts of baked goods

[fuckmackandme]

maybe if i cry all over them and ruin the frosting and flavour he'll throw them out.

[clockspinner]

that is a waste of food
just share with the rest of the school
theres no way he expects you to eat all that by yourself
it weighs twice as much as you do

[fuckmackandme]

you underestimate my dad's expectations for his backed goods.

[clockspinner]

woooooow
really
thats harsh man

[fuckmackandme]

i'm so sick of cake...

[clockspinner]

im sick of smuppets
we need a support group

[fuckmackandme]

what're you going to do with the ones he already brought?

[clockspinner]

the same thing i do with the ones he sneaks in my trunk pinky
burn them

[fuckmackandme]

good!
leave them in the dungeons somewhere, nobody will even care.

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[clockspinner]

hey egbert
you up for a prank
cause i just got the best fucking idea

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[fuckmackandme]

oh?
do tell!

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[clockspinner]

your idea of getting rid of them in the dungeons made me think of it
yeah were still gonna burn most of them
find a secret corner and build us a bonafide revel fire of burning plush ass
but what if we snuck some into the slytherin dorm

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[fuckmackandme]

hahaha!
perfect!
let's do it!

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[clockspinner]

fuck yes
now all we have to do is sneak away from your dad and my bro
easier said than done

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[fuckmackandme]

my dad shouldn't be too hard, he'll be busy with cakes.

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[clockspinner]

on the one hand i could probably throw lalonde under the bus
she could talk the ear off of something that doesnt have any fucking ears
on the other hand shell probably end up with all kinds of dirt on me

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[fuckmackandme]

don't.
she'll start psychoanalysing you more than ever.

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[clockspinner]

i think its way too fucking late for that man
those horses have abandoned the fucking stable
and set it on fire on their way out

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[fuckmackandme]

so...
you're doing it?
you're sending her to distract bro?

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[clockspinner]

i dont think i have to send her anywhere
i just have to turn a blind eye and itll happen on its own
like the saddest goddamn prophecy anyones ever seen

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[fuckmackandme]

then let's do this!
were making it happen!