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[plastic_spastic]

You can certainly see where some of our special students get their traits from. It should have been called 'Bring yours weirdest freako family member to the castle day'

Not that there aren't enough freaks here already.

I told Mother not to come, it's not like I'm a first year anymore. I did send her a gift for Mothering Sunday though. A trip to a spa, that way she can work on those tiny wrinkles.

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[fullnamebasis]

Oh, your mom is still alive? That's cool.

[plastic_spastic]

Why wouldn't she be alive? She's not like my dad and accidentally smother himself in his sleep.

So did your fellow lumberjacks decide to visit you?

[fullnamebasis]

Right, accident.

My mom's in Canada and my dad's busy. I didn't want to bother him with school stuff.

[plastic_spastic]

Yeah, an accident.

Is he at a Lumberjack gathering?

[fullnamebasis]

No. My dad owns a small restaurant in Kent.

[plastic_spastic]

Is it a real restaurant or one of those muggle food herding places with screaming kids?

[fullnamebasis]

It's like a bakery-cafe deal.

[testdriveme]

Amber, how would you like it if someone called your mom a freak?

[plastic_spastic]

She probably would have done something to deserve it.

[testdriveme]

That doesn't make it a nice thing to say.

[plastic_spastic]

I guess I could lie and say how charming they all are in their eclectic tastes.

[testdriveme]

Or you could try to be sincere.

[plastic_spastic]

I sincerely think some of them are really weird and freaky.

Voice; and she is angry

[instantdrama]

Are you freaking kidding me, Amber? This is too much even for you. Do you know how many peoples parents are dead and came back as ghosts, and you have the nerve to tell everyone you told yours not to come? What's wrong with you?

[plastic_spastic]

I have a dead parent too, okay. It's not like my father is around to buy me ponies once a year. Besides, you don't want to meet my mother.

[instantdrama]

[...She's quiet for a few seconds.]

I'm sorry about your dad. But if that's true, you of all people should know how crappy you probably made everyone feel. And no, I probably don't wanna meet your mom, thanks.

[plastic_spastic]

Well they should be busy talking to their parents, not yelling at me like I'm the next you-know-who. Stephen Stills can tell you all about her, he worked for her once.

[instantdrama]

I don't think anyone actually wanted their parents to come back as a ghost though. It's not the same... it probably just makes it hurt more.

...

I didn't know Stephen did that.

[plastic_spastic]

I don't even know why anyone thought this was a good idea.

Yeah, she always said food stuck in his facial hair fell in to the coffee he brought her.

I apologize so much for this

[selfhatred]

FUCK YOU.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR SELF ENTITLED ASSHOLE, BITCH.
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU THINK ANY OF WHAT YOU SAID IS FUCKING RIGHT?
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE YOUR FUCKING WHORE OF A MOTHER COME BACK AS A FUCKING GHOST?
IT'S THE MOST HORRIFYING FUCKING THING EVER, YOU HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA.
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF SHE FUCKING SAVED YOU FROM A FUCKING CAR CRASH AND THEN SHOW UP IN FRONT OF YOUR FUCKING FACE DEAD FOUR FUCKING YEARS LATER?
OR IF YOUR DAD FUCKING SERVED IN THE ARMY AND DIED WITH A BODY FULL OF BULLET HOLES SERVING THE FUCKING COUNTRY?
DO YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT THE BULLSHIT THAT COMES OUT OF YOUR MOUTH OR IS YOUR HEAD JUST FULL OF AIR?
I SHOULD FUCKING MAKE YOU SIT WITH MY PARENTS IN A ROOM FOR A FUCKING HOUR
AND LET THEM DEAL WITH YOUR DOUCHBAGGERY.
WE'LL SEE IF YOU THINK THEY'RE FREAKS AFTER THAT.
I'M GOING TO FIND YOU
AND I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU SUFFER
IF YOU EVEN OPEN YOUR MOUTH ONE MORE FUCKING TIME.
I DON'T GIVE A FUCKING SHIT
TEACHERS CAN TRY TO STOP ME
BUT I WILL FUCKING MAKE YOU EAT YOUR OWN FUCKING WORDS.

[plastic_spastic]

I'm talking about the ones who are alive and dressed like they rolled in fabric and glued it in place. I don't care about the dead parents visiting their kids, good for them.

[selfhatred]

"GOOD FOR THEM"?
HOW
FUCKING
DARE
YOU.
THE DEAD SHOULD BE LEFT TO REST IN FUCKING PEACE
THEY'VE DONE THEIR FUCKING PART.
DO YOU THINK ANY OF US ARE PLEASED TO SEE THEM?
DO YOU THINK WE'RE CRYING OUR FUCKING EYES OUT IN JOY BECAUSE THEY'RE BACK TO SEE US?
IT'S NOT A FUCKING FUN PARK.
THAT TRAIN FUCKING LEFT WHEN THEY DIED.
YOU HAVE NO FUCKING RESPECT AT ALL FOR ANYTHING.
AND I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO SHUT YOUR FUCKING BITCH MOUTH.

[plastic_spastic]

I'm not the Headmaster, okay? This speech should be directed at him, not myself, or are Third years getting so stupid that they can't figure out who to get angry at? And if you want me to keep my 'bitch mouth shut,' you best stop opening your mouth unless you want another foot in it.

[selfhatred]

IT'S NOT HIS FAULT THAT THEY'RE HERE.
AND I'M ANGRY AT YOU BECAUSE YOU CAN'T SEEM TO THINK ABOUT WHEN TO SHUT THE FUCK UP.
ANYTHING THAT COMES FROM YOUR MOUTH IS BULL FUCKING SHIT AND YOU SHOULD BE FUCKING ASHAMED FOR EVEN SPEAKING BAD ABOUT ANYONE'S PARENTS, DEAD OR ALIVE.
THEY GIVE LIFE TO US. THEY ARE THE REASON WE ARE FUCKING BREATHING.
WHO FUCKING CARES HOW QUIRKY THEY ARE?
IT DOES NOT FUCKING MATTER.
YOU SHOULD FUCKING BE THANKFUL YOUR MOTHER IS EVEN AROUND.

[plastic_spastic]

Yeah, it is his fault. Who do you think organizes for parents to come here? Ghosts don't just appear because they feel like it. They were told, they showed up, it was their choice.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have better things to do than listen to some emotional kid complain about how life is unfair with people dying.