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You can certainly see where some of our special students get their traits from. It should have been called 'Bring yours weirdest freako family member to the castle day'

Not that there aren't enough freaks here already.

I told Mother not to come, it's not like I'm a first year anymore. I did send her a gift for Mothering Sunday though. A trip to a spa, that way she can work on those tiny wrinkles.

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Why wouldn't she be alive? She's not like my dad and accidentally smother himself in his sleep.

So did your fellow lumberjacks decide to visit you?

Right, accident.

My mom's in Canada and my dad's busy. I didn't want to bother him with school stuff.

Yeah, an accident.

Is he at a Lumberjack gathering?

No. My dad owns a small restaurant in Kent.

Is it a real restaurant or one of those muggle food herding places with screaming kids?

It's like a bakery-cafe deal.

That's fairly ambitious.

I'm supposed to inherit it or something.

Can you even cook?

Of course I can.

Just don't use the place as a venue for your 'band.'

I could make it a cool place.

You better get practicing then.

I need a complete band first.

Well good luck with that. How long have you been trying to get a band together?

Two years..

Maybe the third year will be the year.

That's what I'm hoping.

I bet some of the midlife crisis fathers here would join your band.

No, that's okay.

They have lumberjack shirts too.

So, what? We'll call our band Lumberjacks?

No, that's boring.

Robin Sparkle?

That makes no sense. You might as well call it Stephen Stills and the sparkle tweeters.

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