Leo || Entry One

[disciplewhomsignlessloves]

A general note

I have acquired some potions for cat allergies that should last long enough for students to attend class so I will be strict with attendance. Being allergic to Fluffy and Karkitty Leo are not accepted as excuses.

I would also ask that you don't f33d the cats. A few are looking a bit rounder than usual and catching animals on the grounds is already plumping them up as it is. Thank you fur for your time!

Comments

[grandhighwizard]

oh, dear, i suppose
I SHOULDN'T BE USING THEM TO TEST NEW FOMULAS.
sorry about that.

[disciplewhomsignlessloves]

Excuse me?
What are you doing to my cats?

[grandhighwizard]

never mind, not a thing.
FORGET I SAID ANYTHING.

[disciplewhomsignlessloves]

If you've been feeding my cats something
I need to know. Understand?
If you've poisoned my cats

[grandhighwizard]

oh my dear girl.
I'M JOKING, OF COURSE.
i quite like cats.
PLAYFUL CREATURES, AREN'T THEY?

[disciplewhomsignlessloves]

...Their safety is very important to me
No one should joke about that.
Understand?

[grandhighwizard]

EVERYTHING SHOULD BE JOKED ABOUT.
the serious things most of all.
WHY DO YOU THINK SO MUCH HUMOR HAS TO DO WITH PEOPLE GETTING HURT?

[disciplewhomsignlessloves]

Morbid jokes don't translate well into text
And I really don't enjoy jokes about people getting hurt

[grandhighwizard]

really?
YOU'RE QUITE UNUSUAL THEN.
i've heard many muggle comedians make it a central part of their act, though of course i've never seen it myself.
PITY.

[disciplewhomsignlessloves]

I've just never found violence funny?
A life as a wizard doesn't stop you from attending one or two muggle shows
They're quite fascinating actually. Muggles I mean.

[grandhighwizard]

oh, i certainly have nothing against muggles.
BUT THEIR CLASSIC COMEDIANS ARE ALL DEAD.
necromancy is generally frowned upon, last i've heard, and you know us and their technology.
BUT IF YOU KNOW SOME DEAD MEN I COULD TALK TO ...

[disciplewhomsignlessloves]

I
do not
Generally dead men don't talk

[grandhighwizard]

i can think of several parents who attended the recent event who would disagree.

[disciplewhomsignlessloves]

Oh aren't you the comedian

[grandhighwizard]

so i've been told.
IT'S A FAIR POINT, THOUGH.
i've heard a lot of dead men talk in my time.

[disciplewhomsignlessloves]

Well I doubt you've heard many dead muggle men talk
and I believe that was the point

[grandhighwizard]

i've always wondered about that.
MUGGLE GHOSTS AND INFERI
do they exist?

[disciplewhomsignlessloves]

You would have to do research
Outside of hogwarts

[grandhighwizard]

oh now that could get into
ILLEGAL TERRITORY
quite quickly.

[disciplewhomsignlessloves]

Purrhaps Perhaps
I wouldn't suggest it
it was just the only solution

[grandhighwizard]

THINK OUTSIDE THE BOX, MY DEAR.
aha, sometimes i really am too clever.

[disciplewhomsignlessloves]

It is safe to say I would rather stay in my box

[grandhighwizard]

but then are you
ALIVE OR DEAD?

[disciplewhomsignlessloves]

I can quite safely say that I am alive