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Death the Kid ([personal profile] kid8dik) wrote in [community profile] sortinghat_rp2012-01-12 02:21 am
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Despite its persistently dusty appearance, returning to Hogwarts always has its advantages.

During our vacation, Liz dragged me to see a muggle movie named Midnight: Broken Dawn. Frankly I am appalled at how muggles view Vampires and Werewolves. How could a vampire travel to Brazil? This is just illogical to me.

And when I asked Liz to explain, she told me that they sparkled in the sunlight, but I cannot fathom why this would be the case.

I am left to presume this is another case of muggle movies adapting novels poorly.


[ooc: "Midnight" is what I'm calling "Twilight" for all intents and purposes.]
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kid8dik: (Dressed to kill // Big pimpin')

[personal profile] kid8dik 2012-01-12 08:27 am (UTC)(link)
And being...'shitty romance' is a good thing?
selfhatred: (might as well fry my think pan)

[personal profile] selfhatred 2012-01-12 08:41 am (UTC)(link)
HELL FUCKING YES IT IS.
CRAPPY ROMANCE NOVELS ARE THE BIGGEST BEST SELLER IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE, DOUCHEMUFFIN.
I MEAN ASIDE FROM THE BIBLE.
Edited 2012-01-12 08:47 (UTC)
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[personal profile] kid8dik 2012-01-12 08:57 am (UTC)(link)
I can't imagine why anything mediocre would be favorable.

And what is a...douche? I don't believe I've heard of that type of pastry.
selfhatred: (...you're kidding me)

[personal profile] selfhatred 2012-01-12 09:00 am (UTC)(link)
YOU'VE OBVIOUSLY NEVER BEEN HORNY ENOUGH TO READ PORN.
DOUCHE; I.E A GUY THAT CAN'T GET A GIRL WORTH A SHIT. IT'S NOT A FUCKING PASTRY, MORON.
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[personal profile] kid8dik 2012-01-12 09:20 am (UTC)(link)
[all of the inkblots oh god]
kid8dik: (DO NOT WANT // WRY)

[personal profile] kid8dik 2012-01-12 09:21 am (UTC)(link)

...T-that is
kid8dik: (FISTING MY HAIR UNF UNF)

[personal profile] kid8dik 2012-01-12 09:23 am (UTC)(link)
That is just disgusting. Absolutely not.
kid8dik: (HARUMPH // Pissy bitch)

[personal profile] kid8dik 2012-01-12 09:24 am (UTC)(link)
A-and I have no idea why you are referring to me as a...'douchemuffin'. I don't believe that is a title that has anything to do with me whatsoever.
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[personal profile] selfhatred 2012-01-12 09:28 am (UTC)(link)
CHILL YOUR FUCKING BRITCHES.
SHITTY ROMANCE NOVELS ARE GIRL PORN, SO UNLESS YOU'VE GOT GIRL PARTS UNDER THAT POLE IN YOUR ASS, I HARDLY EXPECT YOU TO HAVE READ THEM.

...
YOU REALLY ARE CLUELESS.
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[personal profile] kid8dik 2012-01-12 09:49 am (UTC)(link)
I most certainly have male parts. WITHOUT any poles or any such rods placed there.
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[personal profile] kid8dik 2012-01-12 09:50 am (UTC)(link)
And I would have to be aiming to 'get' a girl for that to be applicable.
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[personal profile] selfhatred 2012-01-12 10:01 am (UTC)(link)
JESUS FLIPPING H CHRIST, THIS IS WHY I DON'T FUCKING DEAL WITH PEOPLE LIKE YOU.
LET ME SPELL IT OUT FOR YOU:
MAKA AND KID SITTING IN A TREE
K-I-S-FUCKING-S-I-N-G
FIRST COMES LOVE
THEN COMES MARRIAGE
THEN COMES KID WITH A GODDAMN BABY CARRIAGE.
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[personal profile] kid8dik 2012-01-12 10:23 am (UTC)(link)
[Karkat how much ink has he lost on you this month? Hint: IS IS A LOT.]
kid8dik: (I NEED TO CLEAN ALL THE THINGS)

[personal profile] kid8dik 2012-01-12 10:23 am (UTC)(link)
I-I...
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[personal profile] kid8dik 2012-01-12 10:25 am (UTC)(link)
This is not only inaccurate...

I don't understand why we would be occupying a tree...
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