1st Card

[thecardswilltell]

Well, now, boys and girls, it would seem you have yourselves a new Professor here.

I am Doctor Facilier, and I will be teaching you what you might call... Muggle magic. Now, don't you scoff at that. Voodoo, Tarot card reading... They're just as much magic as any wand-waving you all do, and even more so than peering into a crystal ball or tea leaves.

Voodoo is my specialty, now, but I also practice Hoodoo and read Tarot cards, and I'm not too shabby with Shamanism, if I do say so myself. And we'll be covering all that and more in class.

'Course, my class isn't for everyone. It takes a great deal of skill to master these arts, not to mention an open mind.

Now, who's up for the challenge?

Comments

[thecardswilltell]

Hardly anything like that, Miss Sakura.

[that_witch_remains]

Just - look. Some dumb kid will skip home from your class over break and be all, "Mummy, mummy, I'm learning voodoo in school, and I got all the gold stars!"

And you've just got absolutely no idea how that can end.

[thecardswilltell]

And I'm sure you'll enlighten me.

[that_witch_remains]

I wanna hear your best guess.

I bet it's real cute.

[thecardswilltell]

As much as I'd love to waste time on a closed-minded student, I'm afraid I have more important things to tend to.

[that_witch_remains]

That's cool, realists like me understand. A guy's gotta freshen up the blood on his hands from time to time, after all!

1/2

[thecardswilltell]

You misunderstand, Miss Sakura.

[thecardswilltell]

But I think we're done here.

[that_witch_remains]

See ya around, teach.