sortinghat_rp | SEVEN ♋

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SEVEN ♋

ATTENTION FUCKASSES OF HOGWARTS.
THAT'S ALL OF YOU ASSHOLES.
PSA: I'M FUCKING DONE PLAYING NICE GUY AROUND HERE.
FINISHED.
I DON'T GIVE ONE SHIT ABOUT YOUR FUCKING PROBLEMS.
YOU CAN ALL GO FUCK YOURSELVES BECAUSE I AM FUCKING DONE CLEANING UP THE NAPPIES THAT YOU CONSTANTLY SHIT IN WHENEVER YOU HAVE A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN.
FUCK ALL OF YOU.
NO LOVE -
KARKAT

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Maybe after Tavros gets off his self righteous high fucking horse.
I only lied for a good reason.
That's the only time I lie.

wHy'D yOu LiE tO mE?

[...welp, he might as well come clean.]

...I have a crush on you.

[Whaaaa-? There's an odd squiggly line, then an ink blot, then]

wHaT

It's just one of those best friend crushes!
I just lied.
I lied to myself and to you because I wanted it to go.

wHaT's A mOtHeRfUcKiN bEsT fRiEnD cRuSh?

It's...kind of hard to explain.
It's like I have a crush on you and don't have a crush on you.
If that makes sense?

nO, bRo, It ReAlLy DoN't.
I kNoW i AiN't AlL gOt My WiCkEd KnOwLeDgE oN aBoUt ThIs KiNdA sHiT.
yOu MiGhT hAvE tO eXpLaIn It A dIfFeReNt WaY.
hAvE yOu GoT a CrUsH oN mE oR nOt?

Yes and no.

[Wow, just sort of staring at his journal, because that is completely unhelpful.]

uH.
dOeS iT mEaN yOu WaNt To Go OuT wItH mE oR sOmEtHiNg?
Or YoU jUsT tHiNk I'm ThE bEsT mOtHeRfUcKiNeSt FrIeNd EvEr?

[So confused, Karkat. Karkat. Help.]

I'm not sure, man.
That's what I've been trying to figure out.
I'm all confused and shit and it's not helping.

I'm SoRrY i AiN't HeLpInG. :o/
bUt YoU kNoW wHaTeVeR yOu NeEd FrOm Me, I'm MoThErFuCkIn HeRe.
LiKe If YoU wAnT tO gO oUt, YoU kNoW yOu'Re My MaIn MoThErFUCkEr.
Or WhAtEvEr YoU nEeD.
I gUeSs ThErE iS sOmE sErIoUs CoNfOuNdInG aLl Up In My ThInKiNg PaN, tOo.

Thanks, man.
And I'm sorry you had to find out this way.
I feel like such a douche.

[Gamzee still isn't exactly sure what he's found out, but hey, he'll roll with it.]

JuSt Be TeLlInG mE fIrSt MoThErFuCkIn ThInG nExT tImE, yEaH?
oR iF yOu EvEr FiGuRe AlL tHaT sHiT oUt.
:o)

[good god, Gamzee, here's Karkat confessing and you have no clue :|]

I'll remember that.

[Yeah, if he knew, he'd be over there in a flash. But the whole yes and no thing about the crush is pretty much confounding any understanding Gamzee has of this whole thing. If Karkat had said, Yes, I have a crush goddamnit, he would have gotten it. But he can't really believe that the friend who's had two girlfriends would really want him like that, not without it being spelled out in giant flaming capital letters.

Sometimes Gamzee can be as dumb as Tavros about these things.]

yOu KnOw I lOvE yOu, MaN.

I know, man.
I just...really need to sort this shit out.
Figure out if I'm
y'know

[he hesitates to write it out before it's there in small letters]

gay

[Woah, wait, hold the MOTHERFUCKIN' presses, what?]

YoU
what

[pause]

i thought you were all up and liking girls.

That's what I'm confused about!
Have you even been reading a word I've written?

yeah, but i thought you meant

[Something else. No, that just sounds so lame to say. Damn! What is he supposed to type? It would probably be kind of shitty to act all happy about the possibility, but-]

When'd you start getting your wicked know on about maybe something being up?

I don't know.
I just...know that I like kissing you. And Tav too, I guess.
I dunno.

As much as you like kissing your ladies?

...I've never kissed either of them.

[Woah, what?]

HoW cOmE?

I guess I was just waiting for the right time.

[Private] how the fuck did my fingers miss that 'i' up there?

[Private] Probably the same way I make all my billion typos. XD

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