[06]

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

sO, uH,
eASTER BREAK WASN'T A TOTAL,
hORRIBLE AND HUMILIATING EXPERIENCE,
bECAUSE, sOMETHING GOOD DEFINITELY CAME FROM IT,
aLSO SOMETHING THAT TOOK A LOT OF PROCESSING,
bECAUSE, uH, iT WAS A HUGE SURPRISE,
aND ONE THAT, i WASN'T EXPECTING AT ALL,
bUUUT, iT TURNS OUT i AM, nOT QUITE SO MUCH OF AN ONLY CHILD,
aS WAS PREVIOUSLY, tHOUGHT,
wHICH IS TO SAY, i HAVE A BROTHER,
iSN'T THAT REALLY EXCITING,
i WAS REALLY SURPRISED AT FIRST,
bUT NOW, i THINK IT'S REALLY COOL,
aND, tHE BEST PART IS HE WORKS HERE,
aS THE FLYING TEACHER,
uHHH, tHE ONE NOT, rELATED TO A CERTAIN SUPPOSEDLY COOL GUY,
wHO WEARS SHADES,
aND LIKES TO, uH, mAKE FUN OF FAIRIES,
yEEEAH, hE'S THE OTHER, aCTUAL COOL ONE,

[Filtered to Kanaya; hackable by Equius]

hEYYY, uH,
i HAVE A REQUEST,
aND, iT MIGHT SOUNDS KIND OF, rANDOM AND STRANGE,
bUT i PROMISE THAT IT'S FOR A GOOD CAUSE,
a REALLY, gOOD CAUSE,
i NEED YOU TO MAKE ME A DRESS,
uHH, wELL,
iT'S NOT FOR ME, eXACTLY,
bUT ANYWAY, dO YOU THINK THAT, mAYBE YOU COULD DO THIS FOR ME,
i WOULD REALLY APPRECIATE IT,
tHE ONLY THING IS THAT, iT HAS TO BE PRETTY,
uHHH, pRETTY ENOUGH FOR A PRINCESS,
iF THAT IS A THING YOU CAN DO,
wHICH, i THINK YOU CAN, bECAUSE YOU'RE GOOD AT BEING PRETTY,
oHHH, aND MAYBE YOU COULD MAKE ME, a PAIR OF WINGS,
tO ATTACH TO MY PETER PAN COSTUME,
sO i CAN BE A FAIRY, }:)

Comments

[dou8letrou8le]

Do you feel special now?

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

mAYBE A LITTLE,
uH, wHY,
sHOULD i NOT,

[dou8letrou8le]

No.
You shouldn't.

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

oKAY, wELL,
wHAT SHOULD i FEEL, tHEN,
bECAUSE i'M NOT EXACTLY SURE WHAT AN APPROPRIATE ALTERNATIVE IS,
wHAT'S WRONG WITH, fEELING SPECIAL ABOUT IT,
hE'S REALLY COOL,

[dou8letrou8le]

It doesn't m8ke you special, though.

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

wELL, i THINK THAT FINDING OUT YOU HAVE, a BROTHER YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT,
mAKE YOU, uH vERY SPECIAL,
oR AT LEAST, iT'S A SPECIAL SITUATION TO BE IN,
wHICH, mAKE YOU SPECIAL, iF YOU'RE IN IT, sO,
uH, i THINK MAYBE, i AM SPECIAL,

[dou8letrou8le]

It just m8kes the situ8tion special.
Not you.

You aren't the only one who has found family mem8ers recently.

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

iF ANYONE ELSE FOUND FAMILY MEMBERS,
tHAT THEY DIDN'T KNOW THEY HAVE,
uH, aND WERE VERY SURPRISED,
bUT ALSO HAPPY,
tHEN, tHAT WOULD MAKE THEM SPECIAL, tOO,

[dou8letrou8le]

That is just stupid.

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

uHH, nO IT'S NOT,,,
i THINK,
i DON'T KNOW,
i'M JUST BEING HAPPY, aBOUT HAVING A BROTHER,
iS THAT OKAY,

[dou8letrou8le]

You can 8e happy.
8ut it still doesn't m8ke you special.

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

oKAY,,,
i GUESS MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT,
iT WAS SILLY TO THINK IT MADE ME SPECIAL,
sORRY,

[dou8letrou8le]

Of course I am right.
It is what you do with yourself that m8kes you special.
A str8nge situ8tion does not m8ke you special.

Tavros, yes?

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

uH, i GUESS, yEAH,
tHE THING IS, i CAN'T REALLY DO MUCH TO MAKE MYSELF SPECIAL,
sO, i GUESS i KIND OF HOPED, tHIS WOULD,

aND, yES,
aND YOU'RE, vRISKA,
i'VE HEARD YOUR NAME BEFORE,
iT'S NICE TO, fINALLY EXCHANGE NAMES,
fOR REAL THOUGH, i GUESS,

[dou8letrou8le]

You are still young.
M8y8e something will come up in your future.

I guess it is.
What do you like to study, Tavros?

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

i, hOPE SO,

oH, wELL,
i REALLY LIKE CARE OF MAGICAL, cREATURES,
iT'S MY FAVORITE CLASS,

[mo_cara]

dAmN, sIs, YoU gOt ThAt ShIt In OnE!
mY tAvBrO bE sPeCiAl CaUsE hE's HiS oWn MoThErFuCkIn SwEeT sElF!

[dou8letrou8le]

You can s8y that.

Gamzee Makara?

[mo_cara]

In ThE mOtHeRfUcKiN iNk!

[dou8letrou8le]

I have seen you around the common room.

Why are you alw8ys smiling?

[mo_cara]

i GoT a LoT oF sHiT tO bE sMiLiNg AbOuT!

[dou8letrou8le]

Like what?

[mo_cara]

i GoT mE sOmE oF tHe DaMn FiNeSt FrIeNdS wHaT bE iN tHiS bAtShIt WoRlD, fOr OnE!
lIkE mY bOy TaV!