[06]

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

sO, uH,
eASTER BREAK WASN'T A TOTAL,
hORRIBLE AND HUMILIATING EXPERIENCE,
bECAUSE, sOMETHING GOOD DEFINITELY CAME FROM IT,
aLSO SOMETHING THAT TOOK A LOT OF PROCESSING,
bECAUSE, uH, iT WAS A HUGE SURPRISE,
aND ONE THAT, i WASN'T EXPECTING AT ALL,
bUUUT, iT TURNS OUT i AM, nOT QUITE SO MUCH OF AN ONLY CHILD,
aS WAS PREVIOUSLY, tHOUGHT,
wHICH IS TO SAY, i HAVE A BROTHER,
iSN'T THAT REALLY EXCITING,
i WAS REALLY SURPRISED AT FIRST,
bUT NOW, i THINK IT'S REALLY COOL,
aND, tHE BEST PART IS HE WORKS HERE,
aS THE FLYING TEACHER,
uHHH, tHE ONE NOT, rELATED TO A CERTAIN SUPPOSEDLY COOL GUY,
wHO WEARS SHADES,
aND LIKES TO, uH, mAKE FUN OF FAIRIES,
yEEEAH, hE'S THE OTHER, aCTUAL COOL ONE,

[Filtered to Kanaya; hackable by Equius]

hEYYY, uH,
i HAVE A REQUEST,
aND, iT MIGHT SOUNDS KIND OF, rANDOM AND STRANGE,
bUT i PROMISE THAT IT'S FOR A GOOD CAUSE,
a REALLY, gOOD CAUSE,
i NEED YOU TO MAKE ME A DRESS,
uHH, wELL,
iT'S NOT FOR ME, eXACTLY,
bUT ANYWAY, dO YOU THINK THAT, mAYBE YOU COULD DO THIS FOR ME,
i WOULD REALLY APPRECIATE IT,
tHE ONLY THING IS THAT, iT HAS TO BE PRETTY,
uHHH, pRETTY ENOUGH FOR A PRINCESS,
iF THAT IS A THING YOU CAN DO,
wHICH, i THINK YOU CAN, bECAUSE YOU'RE GOOD AT BEING PRETTY,
oHHH, aND MAYBE YOU COULD MAKE ME, a PAIR OF WINGS,
tO ATTACH TO MY PETER PAN COSTUME,
sO i CAN BE A FAIRY, }:)

Comments

[centaurstestes]

D --> Is that why you were hesitant to a% him about the forest

D --> Also, it needs to be b100

[Private]

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

yES,
i KIND OF FELT AWKWARD,
aND THAT MAYBE, hE MIGHT QUESTION ME MORE,
oR SOMETHING,
i DON'T KNOW, hOW BROTHERS WORK,

oH BUT, dON'T PRINCESSES WEAR PINK,


wAIT, dIDN'T i MAKE THAT PART PRIVATE,

[Private]

[centaurstestes]

D --> Maybe
D --> But I wear b100

D --> I could not say
D --> Were I your elder brother, I would certainly question you
D --> I am not your elder brother, and I am already questioning you
D --> Although that is more about your eagerness to imagine me as a princess than about the forest

[Private]

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

i,
tHINK THAT FOR THIS, mAYBE YOU SHOULD CONSIDER WEARING PINK,
uHH, iF YOU DON'T MIND, mE SAYING SO,
bECAUSE, yOU NEED TO, fOR THE UNICORNS,
sO WE DON'T SCARE THEM OFF,
bUT i GUESS IF YOU, iNSIST, tHEN i CAN TELL KANAYA TO MAKE IT BLOO,
i MEAN, bLUE, wOOPS,

mY EAGERNESS IS NOT TO IMAGINE YOU AS A PRINCESS,
i'M JUST EAGER ABOUT UNICORNS,
aND, tHIS IS A GOOD WAY TO SEE THEM,
wHICH i GUESS MAKES ME EAGER, uH, tO SEE YOU AS A PRINCESS,
bUT, iT'S ONLY COINCIDENTAL,

[dou8letrou8le]

Do you feel special now?

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

mAYBE A LITTLE,
uH, wHY,
sHOULD i NOT,

[dou8letrou8le]

No.
You shouldn't.

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

oKAY, wELL,
wHAT SHOULD i FEEL, tHEN,
bECAUSE i'M NOT EXACTLY SURE WHAT AN APPROPRIATE ALTERNATIVE IS,
wHAT'S WRONG WITH, fEELING SPECIAL ABOUT IT,
hE'S REALLY COOL,

[mo_cara]

hOlY mOtHeRfUcKiN sHiTfIrE aNd BrImStOnE!
iS tHaT tHe DuDe WhAt LoOkS lIkE aN iNdIaN?
cOnGrAtUmOtHeRfUcKiNlAtIoNs, BrO!!!

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

yEAH, aCTUALLY THAT'S EXACTLY WHO i MEAN,
tHOUGH i GUESS, iT WAS OBVIOUS SINCE HE'S THE ONLY ONE,
oTHER THAN PROFESSOR STRIDER, bUT,
yEAH,
uH, sORRY FOR NOT TELLING YOU SOONER,
iT WAS JUST, a LOT TO HANDLE, aND,
i DIDN'T WANT TO SAY ANYTHING BEFORE i WAS READY,

aLSO, tHANKS,
iT'S REALLY AWESOME, aND, i AM SO EXCITED TO HAVE A BROTHER,
bESIDES YOU, i MEAN,
sINCE WE'RE BROS,
bUT, i MEAN, tHIS IS DIFFERENT, i THINK,

[mo_cara]

NaH, tHiS iS jUsT tHe MoThErFuCkIn BiTcHtItTiEsT!
cOuLdN't HaPpEn To A nIcEr BlOkE.
aNd It'S nO wOrRiEs, YoU dOn'T nEeD tO tElL mE nOtHiNg.
I'm JuSt HaPpY tO sEe My BrO gOt HiS fInE mOtHeRfUcKiN sElF a ReAl BrO. ;o)

[And if he's maybe a little bit jealous? No need to say a damn thing about that.]

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

uH, yEAH, iT IS PRETTY, uH, bITCHTITTY,
bUT EVEN THOUGH HE'S MY REAL BRO,
dOESN'T MEAN YOU'RE NOT ALSO, mY REAL BRO,
sO, dON'T BE SILLY,
yOU'RE BOTH REAL,

[selfhatred]

AT LEAST YOU'RE NOT RELATED TO STRIDER.

[Private]

Uh, so...I gotta apologize.
I was being dumb, and I was kind of mad at myself and took it out on you, which isn't cool.
But it wasn't cool that I lied in the first place, to you or Gamzee.
I'm just confused, man.
So...I'm sorry.

1/3 [Private]

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

uHH, hAH, yEAH THAT'S DEFINITELY A THING THAT'S G

[...Iiiiinkblots.]

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

karkat?

[Private]

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

cAN WE,
pLEASE TALK FOR REAL, sOMEWHERE,
iF THAT'S OKAY,

[Private]

[selfhatred]

Uh...sure.
I'm in the library.

[animalmagnetism]

{>He makes fun of fairies?<}
{>We'll have to show him the light!<}
{>I'm glad you're excited.<}
{>I can't wait to get to know you.<}

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

yES,
iT'S REALLY, mEAN,
aND i THINK YOU SHOULD GIVE HIM DETENTION FOR IT,
uH, i MEAN, iF YOU CAN DO THAT,

wAIT, nO,
tHAT WOULD BE SILLY,
mOSTLY BECAUSE, i SHOULDN'T REALLY BE SO HARD ON HIM,
jADE TOLD ME, hE WASN'T THAT BAD, oR SOMETHING,
i'M SUPPOSED TO BE GIVING HIM A BREAK,

uHH, bUT, tHAT'S NOT REALLY, i MEAN,
yOU REALLY DON'T, hAVE ANY IDEA WHAT i'M EVEN TALKING ABOUT,
aND PROBABLY DON'T EVEN CARE,
wHICH, uH, tHERE IS NOTHING TO CARE ABOUT, rEALLY,
i'M GOING TO STOP RAMBLING NOW,

aND ALSO SAY THAT, i'M REALLY EXCITED TO,
gET TO KNOW YOU TOO,
a LOT!
i'M STILL KIND OF IN, uH,
dISBELIEF,
bUT IN A GOOD WAY,

[animalmagnetism]

{>I don't think detention would show him the light anyway!<}
{>We'll have to work on another method.<}

{>And I care!<}
{>I've missed a lot of your life and you mine.<}
{>We've got a tonne of catching up to do.<}
{>And that's alright.<}
{>It's a big surprise isn't it?<}

private

[litebrite]

Of Course
It Would Help If I Had An Idea Of Who I was Making It For To Assure The Correct Measurements
Or Is It A Secret
For A Special Lady
I Mean Princess

And Of Course I Will Make You Fairy Wings
These Will Take Some Time As I Will Need To Owl My Uncle For The Translucent Fabric Needed
But It Should Be No Problem

private

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

yOU'RE THE BEST, kANAYA,
tHANK YOU SOO MUCH,

uHHH, aS FOR WHO IT IS,
wELL, hE DIDN'T WANT ME TO TELL, aNYONE,
bUT,
i GUESS TO MAKE IT FIT, kNOWING IS SOMETHING YOU NEED TO DO,
sO, uH, it'S EQUIUS,
bUT PLEASE DON'T TELL ANYONE ELSE,
tHIS IS A SECRET THING,

oH MY GOD, i CAN'T WAIT,
tHIS IS GOING TO BE THE BEST COSTUME,
eVER,
iN THE ENTIRE WORLD, tHERE WILL NEVER BE A COSTUME,
tHAT IS BETTER THAN THIS,
i'M GOING TO BE A FAIRY,
tHIS IS SO EXCITING,

[fuckmackandme]

everyone's finding long lost siblings lately!

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

i KNOW,
iT'S REALLY WEIRD, iSN'T IT,
bUT IN A GOOD WAY,

jADE TOLD ME, uH, aBOUT YOU TWO,
i'M HAPPY FOR YOU,
mAYBE ONE DAY WE CAN ALL GO OUT, aS A FAMILY,

eRRR, i MEAN,
yOU AND JADE, aND, mE AND MY BROTHER,
sEPARATELY, bUT,
tOGETHER,
aND, mAYBE DAVE AND ROSE,
iF, tHEY ACTUALLY WANT TO,
eVEN THOUGH i DON'T THINK, hE WOULD,
aND, wE DON'T ACTUALLY GET ALONG, tHAT MUCH,

[fuckmackandme]

oooh!
that'd be awesome!