[06]

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

sO, uH,
eASTER BREAK WASN'T A TOTAL,
hORRIBLE AND HUMILIATING EXPERIENCE,
bECAUSE, sOMETHING GOOD DEFINITELY CAME FROM IT,
aLSO SOMETHING THAT TOOK A LOT OF PROCESSING,
bECAUSE, uH, iT WAS A HUGE SURPRISE,
aND ONE THAT, i WASN'T EXPECTING AT ALL,
bUUUT, iT TURNS OUT i AM, nOT QUITE SO MUCH OF AN ONLY CHILD,
aS WAS PREVIOUSLY, tHOUGHT,
wHICH IS TO SAY, i HAVE A BROTHER,
iSN'T THAT REALLY EXCITING,
i WAS REALLY SURPRISED AT FIRST,
bUT NOW, i THINK IT'S REALLY COOL,
aND, tHE BEST PART IS HE WORKS HERE,
aS THE FLYING TEACHER,
uHHH, tHE ONE NOT, rELATED TO A CERTAIN SUPPOSEDLY COOL GUY,
wHO WEARS SHADES,
aND LIKES TO, uH, mAKE FUN OF FAIRIES,
yEEEAH, hE'S THE OTHER, aCTUAL COOL ONE,

[Filtered to Kanaya; hackable by Equius]

hEYYY, uH,
i HAVE A REQUEST,
aND, iT MIGHT SOUNDS KIND OF, rANDOM AND STRANGE,
bUT i PROMISE THAT IT'S FOR A GOOD CAUSE,
a REALLY, gOOD CAUSE,
i NEED YOU TO MAKE ME A DRESS,
uHH, wELL,
iT'S NOT FOR ME, eXACTLY,
bUT ANYWAY, dO YOU THINK THAT, mAYBE YOU COULD DO THIS FOR ME,
i WOULD REALLY APPRECIATE IT,
tHE ONLY THING IS THAT, iT HAS TO BE PRETTY,
uHHH, pRETTY ENOUGH FOR A PRINCESS,
iF THAT IS A THING YOU CAN DO,
wHICH, i THINK YOU CAN, bECAUSE YOU'RE GOOD AT BEING PRETTY,
oHHH, aND MAYBE YOU COULD MAKE ME, a PAIR OF WINGS,
tO ATTACH TO MY PETER PAN COSTUME,
sO i CAN BE A FAIRY, }:)

Comments

[mo_cara]

NaH, tHiS iS jUsT tHe MoThErFuCkIn BiTcHtItTiEsT!
cOuLdN't HaPpEn To A nIcEr BlOkE.
aNd It'S nO wOrRiEs, YoU dOn'T nEeD tO tElL mE nOtHiNg.
I'm JuSt HaPpY tO sEe My BrO gOt HiS fInE mOtHeRfUcKiN sElF a ReAl BrO. ;o)

[And if he's maybe a little bit jealous? No need to say a damn thing about that.]

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

uH, yEAH, iT IS PRETTY, uH, bITCHTITTY,
bUT EVEN THOUGH HE'S MY REAL BRO,
dOESN'T MEAN YOU'RE NOT ALSO, mY REAL BRO,
sO, dON'T BE SILLY,
yOU'RE BOTH REAL,

[mo_cara]

yEaH, bUt He'S bLoOd AnD tHaT's DiFfErEnT.
bLoOd Is MoThErFuCkIn ImPoRtAnT!
i KnOw I'm StIlL yOuR bRo, ToO.

[Which is half the problem, but he won't get started there.]

aIn'T nOtHiNg WhAt CaN cHaNgE tHaT.
tHe MoThErFuCkIn WoRlD oF sWeEt RaPs AnD sLaM pOeTrY wOuLd NeVeR lEt Us SpLiT uP. ;o)

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

tHAT'S TRUE,
i GUESS, tHOUGH, i DON'T THINK BLOOD IS REALLY THAT IMPORTANT,
wHICH IS WHY, i'VE STOPPED LETTING IT GET TO ME,
iF PEOPLE CALL ME MUDBLOOD,
bECAUSE, tHAT IS A SILLY THING TO, gET UPSET ABOUT,
uH,
bUT THAT'S A LITTLE IRRELEVANT, i GUESS, sORRY,
aNYWAY,

aAAAND, yEP,
tRUER WORDS, hAVE NEVER BEEN SPOKEN,
oR, wRITTEN, i MEAN,

[mo_cara]

hOlD yOuR mIrAcLe HoOfBeAsTs, My FiNe MoThErFuCkEr, I'lL bE sAyInG tHeM, tOo!

[And yes, he actually reads what he wrote out loud, though Tavros can't hear it.]

ThErE!
sO yOu GoNnA bE hAnGiNg WiTh YoUr NeW bRo AnD sHiT?