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star_killer ([personal profile] star_killer) wrote in [community profile] sortinghat_rp2012-01-12 09:04 pm

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You were all fools for being against him. Now what’s going to happen to us? We’ll die off. He had the right idea, but would anyone actually listen?

My Master... he says that Dark Lord will be back. And when he does, I hope none of you expect forgiveness. What we’re- you’re becoming is sick. All a bunch of Muggle-sympathising idiots!

We are the future, not them. And if we don’t do something then they’ll end up being the end of us.
styxiedust: (You're just so silly!)

[personal profile] styxiedust 2012-01-13 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah? And where does that leave muggleborns?

Oh wait, you think we steal magic don't you?
selfhatred: (seriously)

[personal profile] selfhatred 2012-01-13 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
BLAH BLAH FUCKING BLAH.
LISTEN, DOUCHECANOE, IF IT WEREN'T FOR FUCKING MUGGLES YOUR GODDAMN SPECIES WOULD BE DYING OUT.
THINK ABOUT IT FOR ONE MOTHER FUCKING SECOND HERE.
THOUGHT ABOUT IT PAST ALL THAT PUREBLOOD ASININE BULLSHIT YET?
GOOD.
ONE; PUREBLOODS CAN'T KEEP FUCKING INBREEDING FOREVER. ONE OF THESE DAYS YOUR KIDS AREN'T GOING TO BE POPPING OUT ANY MORE BABIES BECAUSE FUCKING INBREEDING LIKE LIVESTOCK RESULTS IN REDUCED FERTILITY AND LOWER BIRTH RATE.
TWO; THERE'S EVEN MORE POSSIBILITY OF A SQUIB COMING TO SAY HI HOW'S IT GOING BECAUSE INBREEDING CAUSES GENETIC DEFECTS.
THREE; DYING OUT MEANS BOOM. GOODBYE WIZARDING WORLD.
LEARN SOME FUCKING SCIENCE WHY DON'T YOU?
styxiedust: (BUT WAIT! There's more!)

[personal profile] styxiedust 2012-01-13 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
Well! At least you have some brains in that lead box of yours!

Please, I know your type. You're one of those exceedingly sheltered children that was taught a "correct" view by your guardian and you are finding it difficult to cope with the fact that not everyone appreciates having you force your outdated views and prejudices onto them.
selfhatred: (uh huh)

[personal profile] selfhatred 2012-01-13 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
LAST TIME I CHECKED NOT EVERYBODY WAS AS FUCKED UP AS YOU. SOME PUREBLOODS CAN ACTUALLY BE FUCKING NICE.
FUCKING RE-EDUCATE YOURSELF AND GET BACK TO ME.
styxiedust: (DING!)

[personal profile] styxiedust 2012-01-13 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah about that

Even if he did come back? He'd get knocked down again. He's not bloody Jesus Christ, mate, there is no promised land for haters.
styxiedust: (Dis is mah thinking face.)

[personal profile] styxiedust 2012-01-13 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
You know what's great about that? Neither do you! So you haven't got a place to be telling me what's what; you're just a kid saying nonsense to everyone in the hopes of scaring them.
styxiedust: (Psssst--)

[personal profile] styxiedust 2012-01-13 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
Is there an echo in these journals? That's about the same thing I'm saying to you, keen!
selfhatred: (deadpan)

[personal profile] selfhatred 2012-01-13 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
UH-FUCKING-HUH.
AND ANOTHER THING, YOU-KNOW-WHO AIN'T JESUS FLIPPING CHRIST IN A TUTU, JACKASS, SO UNLESS THERE'S SOME KIND OF FUCKING PHOENIX DOWN? THE GUY AIN'T COMING BACK.
GET FUCKING USED TO IT.
styxiedust: (ME GUSTA!)

[personal profile] styxiedust 2012-01-13 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
The difference being that




Oh wait. There is no difference, we're both equal human beings, sorry! You're not special!
selfhatred: (might as well fry my think pan)

[personal profile] selfhatred 2012-01-13 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
OH LOOK, YOU CAN COUNT.
ladyliberty: (You're high)

[personal profile] ladyliberty 2012-01-13 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
Is this really happening?

Can he get expelled for that?
ladyliberty: (Shy wut?)

[personal profile] ladyliberty 2012-01-13 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
No, for being a douchebag.
styxiedust: (You're just so silly!)

[personal profile] styxiedust 2012-01-13 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
You can promise but it'd be very dishonest, didn't your obligatory dark mentor teach you not to lie to girls?

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