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You were all fools for being against him. Now what’s going to happen to us? We’ll die off. He had the right idea, but would anyone actually listen?

My Master... he says that Dark Lord will be back. And when he does, I hope none of you expect forgiveness. What we’re- you’re becoming is sick. All a bunch of Muggle-sympathising idiots!

We are the future, not them. And if we don’t do something then they’ll end up being the end of us.

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BLAH BLAH FUCKING BLAH.
LISTEN, DOUCHECANOE, IF IT WEREN'T FOR FUCKING MUGGLES YOUR GODDAMN SPECIES WOULD BE DYING OUT.
THINK ABOUT IT FOR ONE MOTHER FUCKING SECOND HERE.
THOUGHT ABOUT IT PAST ALL THAT PUREBLOOD ASININE BULLSHIT YET?
GOOD.
ONE; PUREBLOODS CAN'T KEEP FUCKING INBREEDING FOREVER. ONE OF THESE DAYS YOUR KIDS AREN'T GOING TO BE POPPING OUT ANY MORE BABIES BECAUSE FUCKING INBREEDING LIKE LIVESTOCK RESULTS IN REDUCED FERTILITY AND LOWER BIRTH RATE.
TWO; THERE'S EVEN MORE POSSIBILITY OF A SQUIB COMING TO SAY HI HOW'S IT GOING BECAUSE INBREEDING CAUSES GENETIC DEFECTS.
THREE; DYING OUT MEANS BOOM. GOODBYE WIZARDING WORLD.
LEARN SOME FUCKING SCIENCE WHY DON'T YOU?

As far as I'm concerned, there are not so little of us right now that we're forced to mate with them. Last time I checked, there were plenty of Witches and Wizards in America. I would much rather mate with an American Witch than I would a Muggle.

And we might as well all be dead if what's left is a mockery of what could be pure, uncontaminated blood.

LAST TIME I CHECKED NOT EVERYBODY WAS AS FUCKED UP AS YOU. SOME PUREBLOODS CAN ACTUALLY BE FUCKING NICE.
FUCKING RE-EDUCATE YOURSELF AND GET BACK TO ME.

I know exactly how some Purebloods can act. I'm not some naive child uneducated on the matter.

UH-FUCKING-HUH.
AND ANOTHER THING, YOU-KNOW-WHO AIN'T JESUS FLIPPING CHRIST IN A TUTU, JACKASS, SO UNLESS THERE'S SOME KIND OF FUCKING PHOENIX DOWN? THE GUY AIN'T COMING BACK.
GET FUCKING USED TO IT.

So I've been told.

But the truth of the matter is, I'm speaking to a two highly obnoxious and ignorant mudbloods who need to keep their mouth shut.

OH LOOK, YOU CAN COUNT.

Add immature on the list right next to obnoxious.

WOW, WE KNOW BIG FUCKING WORDS TOO.

Right, because my vocabulary is relevant to anything.

OH RIGHT, I FORGOT SOME PUREBLOODS DON'T KNOW FUCKING SARCASM WHEN THEY SEE IT.

Apparently mudbloods don't either.

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5 points from Slytherin.

Because I care so much about points.

Yes, it seems like far more trivial things are on your list of priorities.

Regardless there is a system of order in place here, and I will not allow people to use that disgusting term.

I don't care much for your order. I can speak my mind if I want, and you can't really do anything about it.

...That is the order that ultimately prevailed.

There is order for a reason, whether or not you care for it. And attending this school means you will follow its rules. I have absolutely no qualms about bringing you to your Head of House if necessary. Understand?