EIGHT ♋

[selfhatred]

MEN IN BLACK III
SNOW WHITE AND THE HUNTSMAN
I HATE YOU, DAD
BRAVE
PEOPLE LIKE US
CELESTE AND JESSE FOREVER
RUBY SPARKS
TAKE THIS WALTZ
NOT TO MENTION ALL THE ONES I MISSED WHILE SCHOOL WAS ON.
WHY CAN'T I HOLD ALL THESE MOVIES?
THERE'S NOT GOING TO BE ENOUGH TIME IN THE SUMMER TO WATCH THEM ALL.
AND WHY THE FUCK IS BREAKING DAWN PART TWO BEING RELEASED IN FUCKING NOVEMBER??

Comments

[selfhatred]

MAYBE IF ROMANCE IS PART OF THE SUBPLOT.

[couragecore]

Why? I really don't understand how you can tolerate romance. It's so dull.

[selfhatred]

I REALLY DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW YOU CAN TOLERATE READING BOOKS TO DO WITH STUDYING.

[couragecore]

I read books besides textbooks!

[selfhatred]

UH-HUH.

[couragecore]

Yeah, it's called other genres. Like mystery and historical fiction and poetry.

I know it's a surprise, but things besides the viking time traveler romancing a modern-day woman exists.

[selfhatred]

HEY, VIKING UNCHAINED WAS AMAZING.

I KNOW OTHER GENRES EXIST, I JUST CAN'T BE FUCKED WITH THEM.

[couragecore]

But you can bother with rubbish porn for bored housewives.

[selfhatred]

THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH PORN.

[couragecore]

You would say that, you're a boy.

Does your uncle even know that you read porn?

[selfhatred]

HE KNOWS THAT I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT ANYTHING HE SAYS.

[couragecore]

Maybe we should switch guardians. I could live without TV and you could do all the ridiculous bonding time over rubbish romance with my dad.

[selfhatred]

NO THANKS. YOUR DAD IS WEIRDER THAN MY UNCLE.
AND THAT'S SAYING SOMETHING.

[couragecore]

...Yeah, I guess it wouldn't work. He doesn't even like boys anyway.

[harlequinzel]

Comic books.

You're both wrong.

[couragecore]

I've never read a comic book before.