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[selfhatred]

MEN IN BLACK III
SNOW WHITE AND THE HUNTSMAN
I HATE YOU, DAD
BRAVE
PEOPLE LIKE US
CELESTE AND JESSE FOREVER
RUBY SPARKS
TAKE THIS WALTZ
NOT TO MENTION ALL THE ONES I MISSED WHILE SCHOOL WAS ON.
WHY CAN'T I HOLD ALL THESE MOVIES?
THERE'S NOT GOING TO BE ENOUGH TIME IN THE SUMMER TO WATCH THEM ALL.
AND WHY THE FUCK IS BREAKING DAWN PART TWO BEING RELEASED IN FUCKING NOVEMBER??

Comments

[clockspinner]

wow
and i know john will hang me for this
but who gives a shit

[selfhatred]

DO YOU REALLY THINK I GIVE A FUCK ABOUT WHAT YOU THINK, STRIDER?
SOMEONE AS SIMPLE MINDED AS YOU COULDN'T EVEN BEGIN TO FATHOM HOW AMAZING THESE MOVIES ARE GOING TO BE.

[clockspinner]

something called i hate you dad
yeah i can see how youd be all over that

[fuckmackandme]

ugh, i know right?
i still have to catch up on transformers and the latest matthew mcconaghey movies!
they're too many, man.

[selfhatred]

MY PERSONAL FUCKING ISSUES ASIDE, IT'S ADAM SANDLER.
YOU CAN'T GO WRONG WITH ADAM SANDLER.

[selfhatred]

SUMMER SHOULD GO FOR FIVE MONTHS.
AND AVENGERS.
I WANT TO SEE SCARLETT JOHANSSON KICK ASS AND TAKE FUCKING NAMES.

[fuckmackandme]

i can't even watch that yet, i need to get through captain america first!
and that reminds me i want to watch the older spider-man movies before the one comes out.
shit.
at least i'm through with the x-men.

[selfhatred]

DUDE, YOU HAVEN'T SEEN CAPTAIN AMERICA YET? GET YOUR ASS IN GEAR, EGBERT.
WHY WOULD YOU WATCH THE OLDER SPIDER-MAN MOVIES? THEY HAVE JACK SHIT TO DO WITH THE NEW ONE, HELL THE ACTOR ISN'T EVEN GOING TO BE TOBY MAGUIRE.
NEW FUCKING TIMELINE AND SHIT.
THOUGH IT'S MARVEL SO THAT'S NOT REALLY SURPRISING.
I SERIOUSLY HOPE THE X-MEN HAS DONE ITS TIME. FIRST CLASS WAS A FUCKING FAILURE.

[fuckmackandme]

what?
no!
first class was awesome!
and i want to watch the old spider-man movies to compare them to the new one.
but seriously, how can you say first class sucked?

[clockspinner]

jack and jill
your argument is invalid

[couragecore]

...Why don't you try reading instead of films once in a while?

[selfhatred]

HOW DO YOU THINK I KEEP MY SANITY ALL YEAR LONG?

[couragecore]

Please tell me you read something besides romance.

[selfhatred]

JOHN, I COULD SIT HERE ALL DAY AND LIST THE REASONS WHY FIRST CLASS SUCKED BALLS BUT THAT WOULD BE A WASTE OF INK AND MY BREATH.

[selfhatred]

WHAT?
JILL REMIND YOU A BIT TOO MUCH OF YOURSELF WITH HER PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE BULLSHIT?

[selfhatred]

MAYBE IF ROMANCE IS PART OF THE SUBPLOT.

[couragecore]

Why? I really don't understand how you can tolerate romance. It's so dull.

[selfhatred]

I REALLY DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW YOU CAN TOLERATE READING BOOKS TO DO WITH STUDYING.

[couragecore]

I read books besides textbooks!

[clockspinner]

no that movie was just one of the most horrendous pieces of dogshit that ive ever tried to sit through in the name of irony
its not even a chick flick its a shit flick
face it sandlers gone downhill fast since click

[selfhatred]

UH-HUH.

[selfhatred]

FUCK YOUR IRONY AND YOUR FUCKING WEIRD TASTE IN MOVIES.
YOU JUST CAN'T APPRECIATE COMEDIC GENIUS.

[couragecore]

Yeah, it's called other genres. Like mystery and historical fiction and poetry.

I know it's a surprise, but things besides the viking time traveler romancing a modern-day woman exists.

[fuckmackandme]

pft, whatever.
that movie was awesome and i eagerly expect the sequels.
men in black iii though...
i can't wait for that.

[selfhatred]

HEY, VIKING UNCHAINED WAS AMAZING.

I KNOW OTHER GENRES EXIST, I JUST CAN'T BE FUCKED WITH THEM.