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[selfhatred]

MEN IN BLACK III
SNOW WHITE AND THE HUNTSMAN
I HATE YOU, DAD
BRAVE
PEOPLE LIKE US
CELESTE AND JESSE FOREVER
RUBY SPARKS
TAKE THIS WALTZ
NOT TO MENTION ALL THE ONES I MISSED WHILE SCHOOL WAS ON.
WHY CAN'T I HOLD ALL THESE MOVIES?
THERE'S NOT GOING TO BE ENOUGH TIME IN THE SUMMER TO WATCH THEM ALL.
AND WHY THE FUCK IS BREAKING DAWN PART TWO BEING RELEASED IN FUCKING NOVEMBER??

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[fuckmackandme]

ugh, i know right?
i still have to catch up on transformers and the latest matthew mcconaghey movies!
they're too many, man.

[selfhatred]

SUMMER SHOULD GO FOR FIVE MONTHS.
AND AVENGERS.
I WANT TO SEE SCARLETT JOHANSSON KICK ASS AND TAKE FUCKING NAMES.

[fuckmackandme]

i can't even watch that yet, i need to get through captain america first!
and that reminds me i want to watch the older spider-man movies before the one comes out.
shit.
at least i'm through with the x-men.

[selfhatred]

DUDE, YOU HAVEN'T SEEN CAPTAIN AMERICA YET? GET YOUR ASS IN GEAR, EGBERT.
WHY WOULD YOU WATCH THE OLDER SPIDER-MAN MOVIES? THEY HAVE JACK SHIT TO DO WITH THE NEW ONE, HELL THE ACTOR ISN'T EVEN GOING TO BE TOBY MAGUIRE.
NEW FUCKING TIMELINE AND SHIT.
THOUGH IT'S MARVEL SO THAT'S NOT REALLY SURPRISING.
I SERIOUSLY HOPE THE X-MEN HAS DONE ITS TIME. FIRST CLASS WAS A FUCKING FAILURE.

[fuckmackandme]

what?
no!
first class was awesome!
and i want to watch the old spider-man movies to compare them to the new one.
but seriously, how can you say first class sucked?

[selfhatred]

JOHN, I COULD SIT HERE ALL DAY AND LIST THE REASONS WHY FIRST CLASS SUCKED BALLS BUT THAT WOULD BE A WASTE OF INK AND MY BREATH.

[fuckmackandme]

pft, whatever.
that movie was awesome and i eagerly expect the sequels.
men in black iii though...
i can't wait for that.

[selfhatred]

WILL SMITH HAS BEEN WAY TOO QUIET SINCE SEVEN POUNDS.
I MIGHT HAVE TO BREAK MY FRESH PRINCE DVDS OUT OF STORAGE AND HAVE A WILL SMITH MARATHON.

[fuckmackandme]

i'd do the same but...
man.
so much stuff.
i don't think i can afford a tv series marathon if i want to catch up.

[selfhatred]

FUCK NEITHER DO I.
MY UNCLE STILL DOESN'T OWN A FUCKING TV.

[fuckmackandme]

yikes.
that can't help.
do you have a portable dvd player at least?
i guess you could like...
catch marathon in-between movies.
wait no, that's stupid.

[selfhatred]

I DON'T EVEN HAVE THAT.
I HAVEN'T SEEN A SINGLE ROMCOM SINCE I CAME HERE THREE YEARS AGO.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT'S LIKE, JOHN?
THAT'S LIKE SLOWLY DYING ON THE INSIDE.
BOOKS HAVE BEEN KEEPING ME SANE BUT THERE'S ONLY SO MANY TRASHY ROMANCE NOVELS I CAN TAKE.

[fuckmackandme]

i know what i'm getting you for your birthday, at least.
unless you don't have electricity.

[selfhatred]

WE HAVE A FRIDGE AND STUFF.
JUST NO TV.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT, JOHN, DVD PLAYERS ARE EXPENSIVE.

[fuckmackandme]

the portable ones aren't that much.
besides, i can't just let you stay there with no movies except the cinema!
that's torture!

[selfhatred]

I...
THANKS.

[fuckmackandme]

hey, no problem.
movie fans at hogwarts gotta stick together, right?

[selfhatred]

THEN YOU SHOULD COME OVER AND HAVE A WILL SMITH MARATHON WITH ME.

[fuckmackandme]

i'd like that.

[selfhatred]

LET'S DO IT FOR MY BIRTHDAY THEN.
I'M SURE UNCLE SAL WON'T MIND IF I INVITE A FEW FRIENDS OVER.

[fuckmackandme]

great!
i'll tell my dad.