EIGHT ♋

[selfhatred]

MEN IN BLACK III
SNOW WHITE AND THE HUNTSMAN
I HATE YOU, DAD
BRAVE
PEOPLE LIKE US
CELESTE AND JESSE FOREVER
RUBY SPARKS
TAKE THIS WALTZ
NOT TO MENTION ALL THE ONES I MISSED WHILE SCHOOL WAS ON.
WHY CAN'T I HOLD ALL THESE MOVIES?
THERE'S NOT GOING TO BE ENOUGH TIME IN THE SUMMER TO WATCH THEM ALL.
AND WHY THE FUCK IS BREAKING DAWN PART TWO BEING RELEASED IN FUCKING NOVEMBER??

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[selfhatred]

WILL SMITH HAS BEEN WAY TOO QUIET SINCE SEVEN POUNDS.
I MIGHT HAVE TO BREAK MY FRESH PRINCE DVDS OUT OF STORAGE AND HAVE A WILL SMITH MARATHON.

[fuckmackandme]

i'd do the same but...
man.
so much stuff.
i don't think i can afford a tv series marathon if i want to catch up.

[selfhatred]

FUCK NEITHER DO I.
MY UNCLE STILL DOESN'T OWN A FUCKING TV.

[fuckmackandme]

yikes.
that can't help.
do you have a portable dvd player at least?
i guess you could like...
catch marathon in-between movies.
wait no, that's stupid.

[selfhatred]

I DON'T EVEN HAVE THAT.
I HAVEN'T SEEN A SINGLE ROMCOM SINCE I CAME HERE THREE YEARS AGO.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT'S LIKE, JOHN?
THAT'S LIKE SLOWLY DYING ON THE INSIDE.
BOOKS HAVE BEEN KEEPING ME SANE BUT THERE'S ONLY SO MANY TRASHY ROMANCE NOVELS I CAN TAKE.

[fuckmackandme]

i know what i'm getting you for your birthday, at least.
unless you don't have electricity.

[selfhatred]

WE HAVE A FRIDGE AND STUFF.
JUST NO TV.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT, JOHN, DVD PLAYERS ARE EXPENSIVE.

[fuckmackandme]

the portable ones aren't that much.
besides, i can't just let you stay there with no movies except the cinema!
that's torture!

[selfhatred]

I...
THANKS.

[fuckmackandme]

hey, no problem.
movie fans at hogwarts gotta stick together, right?

[selfhatred]

THEN YOU SHOULD COME OVER AND HAVE A WILL SMITH MARATHON WITH ME.

[fuckmackandme]

i'd like that.

[selfhatred]

LET'S DO IT FOR MY BIRTHDAY THEN.
I'M SURE UNCLE SAL WON'T MIND IF I INVITE A FEW FRIENDS OVER.

[fuckmackandme]

great!
i'll tell my dad.