EIGHT ♋

[selfhatred]

MEN IN BLACK III
SNOW WHITE AND THE HUNTSMAN
I HATE YOU, DAD
BRAVE
PEOPLE LIKE US
CELESTE AND JESSE FOREVER
RUBY SPARKS
TAKE THIS WALTZ
NOT TO MENTION ALL THE ONES I MISSED WHILE SCHOOL WAS ON.
WHY CAN'T I HOLD ALL THESE MOVIES?
THERE'S NOT GOING TO BE ENOUGH TIME IN THE SUMMER TO WATCH THEM ALL.
AND WHY THE FUCK IS BREAKING DAWN PART TWO BEING RELEASED IN FUCKING NOVEMBER??

Comments

[clockspinner]

alllll over your pillow thats where
the great thing about having a blond tufted crotch truffula is that the pubes are easy to hide
smell that
it smells like victory
and also my dick

[selfhatred]

GUESS WHAT?
I GET THE HOUSE ELVES TO STRIP MY BED EVERY FEW HOURS AND GIVE IT CLEAN SHEETS.
SUCKS TO BE YOU.