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[notapigeon]

Dave, I've already named our dragon, so don't even bother.

And if anyone asks, I'm the dad.

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[notapigeon]

It can't be argued.

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

i DON'T KNOW, tHOUGH,
i MEAN, aRE YOU SURE HE'S, uH, fIT TO BE THE MOM?
nOT THAT i AM QUESTIONING HIS PARENTING, sKILLS,
bECAUSE i THINK, uH, tHAT WOULD BE A LITTLE RUDE OF ME,
bUT MAYBE IT, wOULD BE BETTER IF YOU WERE, bOTH THE DADS,

[notapigeon]

No. Only one of us gets that title and I called dibs.

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

i AM JUST TRYING TO LOOK OUT FOR, yOUR BABY, iS ALL,
bUT i GUESS IF DAVE IS OKAY, wITH BEING THE MOM,
tHEN, uHHH,
oKAY,
i JUST THINK THAT, mAYBE HE WOULD BE A BETTER DAD,

[notapigeon]

Are you saying I'd be a terrible dad?

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

wHAT,
nO!
wHY WOULD YOU THINK i WAS SAYING THAT?
i WOULD NEVER, uH, iNSULT YOUR PARENTING SKILLS,
eVER,

[notapigeon]

But you said Dave would be a better dad.