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[bluhbluhhugewitch]

8r8k is over and I keep reading is the same monotonous gar8age over and over again.
Do you all just read the post and repeat like some imit8tion parrot? Isn't there SOMEONE out there with the 8alls to admit that may8e things aren't as pretty perfect as you like to think they are?
Oh yes, poor muggles. Let's all feel sorry for them!
I guess if that's what we're doing, it's my own duty to 8e the perfect of example of helpfulness!
If you're a mud8lood [ She does a horrible job of scratching it out, obiviously leaving it for people to still read. ]
Oops! I mean, muggle, I know it's not really your fault. Some of us just have all the luck! 8ut don't worry. Your luck starts today 8ecause you have me to help you through these oh so trou8led times.
Since the incident which everyone is suddenly toooooooo scared to talk a8out, there's clearly more reason for you to fear for your lives! What a horri8le position to 8e in! Whew, I'm so glad I don't have to deal with it! 8ut I can help you prepare for the imminent genocide that wants to rain down on your kind.
I'll help teach you to defend yourself against any 8ig 8ad Dark Lord!
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[selfhatred]

GET BENT, SERKET.
EVERYONE KNOWS WHAT A FUCKING BITCH YOU ARE.

[faintwaves]

...You really think he's going to come back?

[bluhbluhhugewitch]

Wow! Laughing in the face of charity. You're reeeeeeeeally not helping your cause, Vantas. I'm just trying to 8e nice!

[bluhbluhhugewitch]

Do you really think he'd 8e stopped that easily?

[selfhatred]

UH-HUH.
BECAUSE NOT A SINGLE FUCKING SENTENCE IN THAT SCREAMED CONDESCENDING.
NOPE.
GIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON WHY I SHOULD BELIEVE YOU.

[bluhbluhhugewitch]

You of all people would need my help!
I mean, you're the perfect target.

[selfhatred]

THANKS BUT NO THANKS.
I CAN FUCKING TAKE CARE OF MYSELF.

[bluhbluhhugewitch]

You and your puny wand?
Riiiiiiiight. Let's 8e honest here, Vantas. You're t8king the path of the invalid and practically running to the finish line of imminent failure! Is that really how you want to live your life?

[faintwaves]

Well...

I don't know...we don't even know what really happened, so who knows if it actually WAS easy.




I think I'm confusing myself now.

[selfhatred]

ARE WE REALLY GOING TO START COMPARING WAND SIZES, SERKET? REALLY?
LET'S BE EVEN MORE HONEST HERE; I DON'T TRUST YOU AS FAR AS I CAN FUCKING THROW YOU. WHICH ISN'T VERY FUCKING FAR. YOU'VE NEVER GIVEN ME REASON TO. BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN I CAN'T SMELL BULLSHIT WHEN I SEE IT.

[bluhbluhhugewitch]

Even if it's not HIM, someone is going to pick up the metaphorical torch. It's 8est that you 8e prepared, don't you think?

[bluhbluhhugewitch]

Who's comparing? It's a st8tment of fact! It's like a visual represent8tion of your a8ilities as a wizard! How serendipitous.
It's not my pro8lem if you want to turn down a perfectly reasona8le offer of assistance! 8ut it's not my ass that's on the line here, is it?

[faintwaves]

Yes, I suppose so. I do like duelling but I could always stand to get better.

[witchafterall]

I'll readily admit that things aren't perfect, but neither are any of us helpless.

What is your ulterior motive?

[bluhbluhhugewitch]

Well, then! See, you responded to the right 8it of handwriting.
:::;)

[bluhbluhhugewitch]

I'm shocked and hurt that you'd think I have an ulterior motive! What could I possi8ly have to gain from helping others to learn how to defend themselves?

[witchafterall]

I'm not certain, but your flippancy doesn't suggest you're only offering out of the goodness of your heart.

[bluhbluhhugewitch]

Wow! You're lucky I'm such a generous and understanding person or I might t8ke that the wrong way!

[witchafterall]

You're welcome to explain your intent, then.

[bluhbluhhugewitch]

It's exactly what I said! I just want to help all the unfortun8 muggles 8efore they all get offed!
Geez, why do I suddenly get prosecuted for that?

[witchafterall]

And what gives you the idea that none of us can help ourselves?

[bluhbluhhugewitch]

You wouldn't 8e in school if you didn't have something to learn. May8e I have some expertise that you don't!
8esides, it was just an offer.
O8viously your muggle a8ilities are waaaaaaaay 8eyond my powers! God, what was I thinking?

[witchafterall]

While we're on the subject, I don't appreciate being called that. I can't imagine many of my classmates do either.

[bluhbluhhugewitch]

It's not an insult, it's a st8tment of fact. It's not my fault if you're t8king it that way.

[witchafterall]

Leaving aside the fact that I'm as much of a witch as you are, the term itself isn't the most flattering.