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[bluhbluhhugewitch]

8r8k is over and I keep reading is the same monotonous gar8age over and over again.
Do you all just read the post and repeat like some imit8tion parrot? Isn't there SOMEONE out there with the 8alls to admit that may8e things aren't as pretty perfect as you like to think they are?
Oh yes, poor muggles. Let's all feel sorry for them!
I guess if that's what we're doing, it's my own duty to 8e the perfect of example of helpfulness!
If you're a mud8lood [ She does a horrible job of scratching it out, obiviously leaving it for people to still read. ]
Oops! I mean, muggle, I know it's not really your fault. Some of us just have all the luck! 8ut don't worry. Your luck starts today 8ecause you have me to help you through these oh so trou8led times.
Since the incident which everyone is suddenly toooooooo scared to talk a8out, there's clearly more reason for you to fear for your lives! What a horri8le position to 8e in! Whew, I'm so glad I don't have to deal with it! 8ut I can help you prepare for the imminent genocide that wants to rain down on your kind.
I'll help teach you to defend yourself against any 8ig 8ad Dark Lord!
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Comments

[bluhbluhhugewitch]

Wow! You're lucky I'm such a generous and understanding person or I might t8ke that the wrong way!

[witchafterall]

You're welcome to explain your intent, then.

[bluhbluhhugewitch]

It's exactly what I said! I just want to help all the unfortun8 muggles 8efore they all get offed!
Geez, why do I suddenly get prosecuted for that?

[witchafterall]

And what gives you the idea that none of us can help ourselves?

[bluhbluhhugewitch]

You wouldn't 8e in school if you didn't have something to learn. May8e I have some expertise that you don't!
8esides, it was just an offer.
O8viously your muggle a8ilities are waaaaaaaay 8eyond my powers! God, what was I thinking?

[witchafterall]

While we're on the subject, I don't appreciate being called that. I can't imagine many of my classmates do either.

[bluhbluhhugewitch]

It's not an insult, it's a st8tment of fact. It's not my fault if you're t8king it that way.

[witchafterall]

Leaving aside the fact that I'm as much of a witch as you are, the term itself isn't the most flattering.

[bluhbluhhugewitch]

T8ke it up with whoever thought of it, then. Doooooooon't look at me!

[witchafterall]

I think I shall. Perhaps they're still wandering about as a ghost somewhere.