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[selfhatred]

HEY, MAKA, DON'T YOU THINK IT'S MY TURN WITH OUR EGG?
YOU'VE BEEN HOGGING IT ALL WEEK WHEN WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE RAISING THIS LITTLE SHIT TOGETHER.
WHAT PART OF PARTNER PROJECT DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?

Comments

[givesyouaboner]

Oh man your life sucks.
I have my own laptop, and my uncle has a huge tv and an xbox.
Nothing is ever boring.

[selfhatred]

YOU KIDS ARE SO FUCKING PRIVILEGED THESE DAYS.
WAIT, WHY AM I TALKING LIKE I'M FUCKING OLD?
ANYWAY, JOHN'S GETTING ME A DVD PLAYER FOR MY BIRTHDAY SO IT'S NOT LIKE EVERYTHING SUCKS.

[givesyouaboner]

I got an iPhone for my birthday in December.
What I needed was a new handy.
Are you jelly?
Do you have any dvds, though?
It's pointless otherwise.

[selfhatred]

THE ENTIRE SERIES OF FRESH PRINCE
ALL OF WILL SMITH'S MOVIES
SERENDIPITY
50 FIRST DATES
TWILIGHT
IF I LISTED EVERYTHING WE'D BE HERE FOREVER.
SO I'LL JUST LIST A FEW GEMS FROM MY COLLECTION.

[givesyouaboner]

Whoa whoa wait.
You consider Twilight a gem?
Other than that, cool.
I have a lot of movies too.
My dad used to make them.

[selfhatred]

HAVE YOU EVER EVEN WATCHED OR READ IT?
OF COURSE IT'S A GEM!
YEAH? WHAT'S HIS NAME?
MAYBE I'VE SEEN A FEW.

[givesyouaboner]

I tried, but I couldn't even watch it ironically without gagging.
His movies are pretty famous.
David Strider.
Have you heard of him?

[selfhatred]

STRIDER?
WAIT
FUCK

[givesyouaboner]

Yeah.
That's my surname.
And my father's.

[selfhatred]

HOW MANY TIMES DO YOU ASSHOLES HAVE TO GODDAMN BREED?

[givesyouaboner]

I'm not following you.
I have no offspring to speak of.

[selfhatred]

I HAVE TO PUT UP WITH THREE STRIDERS NOW.
GREAT.
THIS IS FAN FUCKING TASTIC.

[givesyouaboner]

Do you know my uncles?
What do you have against them?

[selfhatred]

I'D LIST EVERYTHING BUT THAT'D TAKE TOO GODDAMN LONG.

[givesyouaboner]

This is all news to me.
Dave and Uncle Dirk are two of the nicest people I know.

[selfhatred]

YOUR IDEA OF NICE IS A LITTLE SKEWD, KID.
TL;DR I HATE YOUR UNCLES.

[givesyouaboner]

You must have done something to piss them off then.
Like, something really really bad.

[selfhatred]

HOW THE FUCK SHOULD I KNOW?
I'M NOT A GODDAMN MINDREADER.

[givesyouaboner]

Are you a mean and spiteful person?
What did you do?
I just can't imagine either of them not liking someone.

[selfhatred]

IT'S NOT MY FAULT THEY'RE ASSHOLES.

[givesyouaboner]

Do not. say that. about them.
If you think that, you don't know anything.

[selfhatred]

YEAH RIGHT.
MAYBE YOU SHOULD ASK THEM INSTEAD OF INTERROGATING ME ABOUT WHAT THEY'VE DONE.
BOTTOM LINE IS I HATE EVERY. SINGLE. ONE OF YOU FUCKING STRIDERS.
AND I MIGHT NOT KNOW YOU YET, KID, BUT YOU'RE ALREADY ON MY SHITLIST SIMPLY BY ASSOCIATION.

[givesyouaboner]

Oh, well isn't that just lovely.
It says a lot about your character if you're going to judge me based on my birth affiliation.
There's a word for people like you.

filtered

[plushaeusrumpified]

back the fuck off and step the fuck down.

i dont fucking care what kind of beef you have with me.
you have every goddamn right to have a beef with me.
you can fucking stock mcdonalds all around the world with all that beef.

but leave.
him.
out of it.
hes been through too fucking much for this.
stop.

now.

quietly slides in here

[nosigntospeakof]

KARKAT, STOP IT.