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[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

eVERYONE, uH, nEEDS TO STOP FIGHTING,
iT IS MAYBE, kIND OF RIDICULOUS, iF YOU DON'T MIND ME SAYING,
aND UNTIL YOU ALL DO, i AM JUST GOING TO, uH, sTAY OUT OF IT,
fAR, fAR AWAY AND OUT OF IT,
tHAT IS, uH, aLL i HAVE TO SAY, oN THAT PARTICULAR MATTER,

iN OTHER NEWS, aND A LOT MORE CHEERFUL,
i AM REALLY EXCITED FOR SUMMER,
i THINK THAT, iT'S GOING TO BE AWESOME!

i ALSO GOT A NEW, cARD GAME FOR MY BIRTHDAY,
dOES ANYONE, uH, mAYBE WANT TO PLAY WITH ME, bEFORE WE ALL LEAVE FOR THE SUMMER?
i DON'T REALLY KNOW HOW TO PLAY IT, bUT, i HAVE THE RULE BOOK,
aND PLENTY OF, uH, cARDS TO GO AROUND,
i THINK WE COULD, fIGURE IT OUT, }:)
iT WOULD BE FUN, i THINK,

Comments

[notapigeon]

Right, Tavs. You and I can have our own club, and we won't invite those jerks.

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

wELL i DON'T THINK THAT, uH, tHEY ARE ACTUALLY JERKS,
jUST THAT THAT NEED TO, sTOP FIGHTING,,, lIKE JERKS, i GUESS,
wHICH IS NOT ME, uHH, sAYING THEY ARE JERKS,
bECAUSE, tHAT ISN'T TRUE,

oKAY i'M GOING TO, uH, sTOP TALKING NOW,
aBOUT THAT, i MEAN,

dO YOU MAYBE WANT TO LEARN HOW TO PLAY THAT, uH, cARD GAME THAT i MENTIONED?
iT COULD DEFINITELY BE, a CLUB ACTIVITY THAT WE DO TOGETHER,

[notapigeon]

They're jerks. End of story.

Sure. It'll be our first order of club business.

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

[Just going to ignoooore that because no they're nooot. Okay maybe a little but shhhh.]

yAY! wE CAN PLAY THIS SATURDAY,
oN THE GROUNDS, aS LONG AS IT DOESN'T RAIN,

[notapigeon]

You worry too much. It's almost summer. It's not going to rain.

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

bUT THIS IS SCOTLAND, aND, iT RAINS A LOT HERE,
sO i WOULDN'T, uH, pUT IT PAST SCOTLAND TO RAIN ON US,
dURING OUR EGG PLAYDATE,

[notapigeon]

We could just move our playdate inside. They can play hide-and-seek.

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

oH YES,
i THAT'S SOMETHING THAT THEY WOULD, uH, rEALLY LIKE!
wATCHING THEM WOULD BE FUN, tOO,

[notapigeon]

Your egg could learn a lot from my egg.

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

mAYBE,,,

bUT i THINK MY EGG, aLREADY HAS A LOT OF THINGS THAT IT'S LEARNED,
i DON'T WANT TO OVERWHELM IT WITH KNOWLEDGE,
tHAT, uH, mIGHT HURT HIM,

[notapigeon]

You can never know too much! He'll be a genius!

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

i THINK IT IS POSSIBLE TO KNOW TOO MUCH, tHOUGH,
aND HE, uH, dOESN'T HAVE TO BE A GENIUS TO BE, tHE BEST EGG EVER,
i THINK YOU MIGHT BE, uH, pUTTING TOO MUCH PRESSURE ON HIM, mAYBE,