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[notapigeon]

[Filtered to all third years minus Maka]

I can't believe Maka is mad at me over something so stupid. She thinks I talk about her behind her back. I never talk about her behind her back!

Comments

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

uHHHHHH,

iSN'T THAT A THING THAT, yOU'RE DOING NOW,

[clockspinner]

...busted loverboy
i thought what we had was special
what will become of our baby

[notapigeon]

This is different.

[notapigeon]

What are you talking about? Our dragon is going to grow up to be a fine upstanding citizen.

[clockspinner]

its called sarcasm for one thing
for two i think its your turn with lil pimpdaddy

[notapigeon]

Fine. I was going to take a bath anyway. The hot water might help it.

[clockspinner]

aight awesome
he was well behaved for mommy
slept the whole time
take care of mommys little pimpdaddy robinson

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

oH, wELL,
aLRIGHT THEN, i GUESS,

sO HOW IS YOUR EGG DOING,
bECAUSE i WAS THINKING THAT, mAYBE WE SHOULD LET OUR EGGS,
uH, pLAY TOGETHER SOON,
bECAUSE i THINK MY EGG IS GETTING LONELY,
iT DEFINITELY, nEEDS TO PLAY WITH OTHER EGGS,

[notapigeon]

Sean Pimpdaddy Connery is doing great, if you don't count the sunglasses Dave drew on it.

[notapigeon]

I'm always careful. He'll be spic and span and ready for a new day.

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

hAAAAH,
oF COURSE HE WOULD DO THAT,
tHAT IS, uM, a VERY DAVE THING TO DO,

i HOPE IT WASN'T, uH, pERMANENT MARKER,



bECAUSE THAT COULD, sEEP INTO THE EGG AND HURT THE DRAGON,
aND, tHAT WOULD BE VERY, vERY BAD, i THINK,
nO, i KNOW IT WOULD, aCTUALLY,

[clockspinner]

thats what i like to hear
put clean sheets in the crib
bring him to me if he needs his shades touched up afterward

[notapigeon]

No way. It's a dragon egg. Their shells are too hard for anything to get through.

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

bUT SHARPIES HAVE LOTS OF, uH, cHEMICALS AND STUFF IN THEM,
tHEY COULD MAYBE, dEGRADE THE EGGSHELL,
aND GET THROUGH ALL THAT HARDNESS,
aND THEN THE DRAGON WOULD, uH, sMELL LIKE SHARPIE,
aLSO IT WOULD SUFFOCATE,
yOU CAN NOT LET THE BABY DRAGON, sUFFOCATE AND SMELL LIKE SHARPIE,

[notapigeon]

Tavros says sunglasses are going to seep into the shell and kill our dragon.

[notapigeon]

I don't know what he used. I didn't ask him. I showed up and our egg had sunglasses.

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

yOU SHOULD DEFINITELY WASH IT OFF,
jUST IN CASE,

[clockspinner]

tavros is jelly of how much of a bamf our egg is
besides farmers write on chicken eggs and shit and it doesnt bother them
and chickens have thinner shells than dragons

[dou8letrou8le]

I 8elieve this is called hypocrisy.

[notapigeon]

No! This is different!

[notapigeon]

That's what I said! But he said you never know!

[notapigeon]

Dave might get mad if I just washed off the sunglasses without his permission.

[dou8letrou8le]

How?

[notapigeon]

Because this is asking for advice, not just spreading rumors.

[its_cor_aline]

Dude, you're doing it now.

And want to hang out sometime soon and bring the eggs? I thought maybe we could take turns flying on the Quidditch pitch so the eggs can see how awesome we are.