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[notapigeon]

[Filtered to all third years minus Maka]

I can't believe Maka is mad at me over something so stupid. She thinks I talk about her behind her back. I never talk about her behind her back!

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[notapigeon]

Tavros says sunglasses are going to seep into the shell and kill our dragon.

[clockspinner]

tavros is jelly of how much of a bamf our egg is
besides farmers write on chicken eggs and shit and it doesnt bother them
and chickens have thinner shells than dragons

[notapigeon]

That's what I said! But he said you never know!

[clockspinner]

wow okay calm your tits
you wanna see the pen i used

[notapigeon]

No. I trust you. But I'll keep an eye on The Third in the meantime.

[clockspinner]

this mean youre suing for sole custody
are you saying im an unfit parent

[notapigeon]

No, Dave. That's not what I'm saying. You're a great mom. I wouldn't want anyone else to be the mother of my children.

[clockspinner]

i was only trying to be responsible
what if little viscount has my eyes
photosensitivity is a serious disability wilbur

[notapigeon]

Your eyes and my hair.

[clockspinner]

have you even seen my
hell be the cutest little member of the scaly landed gentry

[notapigeon]

I have perfect genes. It can't be helped.

[clockspinner]

uh huh youve got a perfect something alright
are you gonna let me draw shades back on lieutenant master doctor or not

[notapigeon]

You'll get him back after our bath. He had a big day.

[jasmineofthewest]

Goodness, I must say that I am very surprised at the two of you. Of all the pairs, I never expected this. You should be proud of yourselves! You are setting such a good example to all of the other parents.

Five points to both of you!

[clockspinner]

oh
well thanks professor
i
wait
whats that supposed to mean "of all the pairs"

[jasmineofthewest]

I don't mean anything rude by it! Not at all. Just that you two are such an odd pairing, it was unlikely that you would do well. But you've succeeded at accomplishing what this project set out to do, I think. I am so very proud of both of you!

[clockspinner]

still dunno why its that weird
i mean weve slept in the same room for three years
there are worse people you coulda put me with

[jasmineofthewest]

Fair enough.

I guess really, it's the fact that two thirteen year old boys have made such good parents is the surprising thing here. I'm sure you can understand that, given how dramatic Teen Mom can be on occasion. Assuming you have ever watched that, I mean.

I might have occasionally, but television is rather confusing and I much prefer the nature channel.

[clockspinner]

nah i usually watch sixteen and pregnant
primo example of quality mtv programming

i dunno ive just been doing whatever feels right
i mean we gave him a name and then it was our responsibility
if he was a real kid id want to be someone he could look up to

its just a school project though
guess that sounds kinda dumb

[jasmineofthewest]

No, that doesn't sound dumb at all! I think it's wonderful that you are taking your studies so seriously. It's even better that you want to be such a good parent, even if it is for an... admittedly fake dragon egg. It shows that one day, you are going to make a fine parent.

I really feel like I should look into seeing if I can get the two of you a real dragon egg to hatch together as a more advanced school project. You would not be able to keep the dragon, of course. But it would certainly be educational!

[clockspinner]

i
what

[jasmineofthewest]

Is there something the matter? I mean, if you don't want to, you certainly don't have to! It certainly is a tough project to handle and of course you would need more supervision than with a fake egg. But I imagine it would be fun! It's something to think about, at any rate.

[clockspinner]

uh
ill have to talk to wilbur and get back to you on that one

...you have to keep real dragon eggs like
in fire right

[jasmineofthewest]

That's fine! This is not a decision that one parent should make on their own, anyway. See? You're learning about parenting already! Good, good.

And yes, I believe they do require heating via fire. I'm not sure how often, though. I am pretty sure that you can take it out on occasion? But I'm not an expert on dragons, so I really have no idea.

[clockspinner]

and i mean
how long does it take to hatch
what would we do over hols
i dunno about robinson but i sure as hell dont have a fireplace back home
specially not one big enough to hold a dragon egg