NINE ♋

[selfhatred]

WELL THAT WAS A FUCKING USELESS EXERCISE.
NEXT TIME MAYBE THEY SHOULD LEAVE RAISING DRAGON EGGS TO ACTUAL FUCKING DRAGONS.
JUST A THOUGHT.

[Filtered to Maka]

I'M KEEPING THE EGG FOR A LITTLE WHILE LONGER.
MAYBE WE WERE JUST STUCK WITH AN OVERDUE.
DO YOU...STILL WANT TO BE PART OF IT?

[Filtered to Di and Sal]

...HOW
HOW DO YOU RAISE SOMETHING?

Comments

[animalmagnetism]

I've had enough of hearing about you two.
You're both getting a detention.
To end when you two can cooperate and work together without being at each other's throats.
Do not fight me on this.
It will only be that much more unpleasant for you.

[selfhatred]

FINE.
BUT IT'S NOT GOING TO BE MY FAULT IF STRIDER DOESN'T COME BACK.

[animalmagnetism]

Then your detention will not end.

[clockspinner]

you say that like i havent kicked your ass and couldnt do it again

[selfhatred]

EXCUSE YOU. YOU TOOK ME BY SURPRISE.
I WOULD'VE HIT BACK, BUT I DON'T PUNCH A LADY.

[clockspinner]

you just like getting punched by them right
or did jade take you by surprise too

[selfhatred]

I WAS TOO BUSY LAUGHING AT THE FACT THAT YOU NEED GIRLS TO FIGHT FOR YOU.

[clockspinner]

im sorry what was that
go kiss jade with tongue
sweet ill never pass up an opportunity to do that

[givesyouaboner]

How about not fighting with my cousin.
Or calling him a girl.

[clockspinner]

dirk its not worth it
i can fight my own battles
no need to get your jimmies rustled for my sake

[givesyouaboner]

But this whole thing is stupid and I don't want you to get in trouble.

And you're not a girl.

[clockspinner]

cmon youre not an internet noob dirk
number one rule of the internet
dont feed the trolls



besides hes just got the jellies that my dick is bigger than his

[givesyouaboner]

Ugh I know that.
But right now it's hard.



Really.
When did you compare?

[clockspinner]

shhhh little man
just go watch ponies and think about how youre gonna convince me to watch it with you



well duh everyone knows ive got the biggest dick in gryffindor
cept maybe odinson that guy is a beast

[givesyouaboner]

I'm only going to have to show you the first episode and you'll be hooked.
Then you'll want ponies on your bed like I'm going to.


Oh.
Well.
You're going to be really sad if I get into Gryffindor then.

[clockspinner]

whats bro doing for the bed sitch
you moving into my room?


...this like when you said you were six foot

[givesyouaboner]

I already told you.
You don't have a room anymore.
Maybe you can sleep on the roof.



This time I'm being legit.
I have a measuring stick.

[clockspinner]

write me a sweet obit
if you could leave the words 'choked to death on pigeon shit' out of it thatd be aces

uh huh

[givesyouaboner]

Most ironic bro in the history irony. Burnt out in the epitome of irony.
But since you're family I guess you can stay in my new bedroom.
You can have the bottom bunk.


24 centimetres and flaccid.
u jelly.

[selfhatred]

HE'S PERFECTLY CAPABLE OF RUSTLING HIS OWN JIMMIES.
WHATEVER THE FUCK THAT MEANS.

[filtered]

I'M NOT GOING TO FIGHT HIM ANYWAY.
HE PUNCHED ME LAST TIME.
I DON'T NEED ANY MORE DETENTIONS THAN WHAT I'VE ALREADY GOT.

whoops dirk still can't filter

[givesyouaboner]

Yeah, maybe.

Good.
Because there's only one word for fighting and getting into a ton of trouble before vacation.
Stupid.

[dou8letrou8le]

Excuse you!

[selfhatred]

WHAT? I DON'T.

[dou8letrou8le]

Why not?

[selfhatred]

BECAUSE MY MOM TOLD ME IT WASN'T POLITE.