Karkat Vantas (
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sortinghat_rp2012-05-31 07:04 am
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WELL THAT WAS A FUCKING USELESS EXERCISE.
NEXT TIME MAYBE THEY SHOULD LEAVE RAISING DRAGON EGGS TO ACTUAL FUCKING DRAGONS.
JUST A THOUGHT.
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I'M KEEPING THE EGG FOR A LITTLE WHILE LONGER.
MAYBE WE WERE JUST STUCK WITH AN OVERDUE.
DO YOU...STILL WANT TO BE PART OF IT?
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...HOW
HOW DO YOU RAISE SOMETHING?
NEXT TIME MAYBE THEY SHOULD LEAVE RAISING DRAGON EGGS TO ACTUAL FUCKING DRAGONS.
JUST A THOUGHT.
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I'M KEEPING THE EGG FOR A LITTLE WHILE LONGER.
MAYBE WE WERE JUST STUCK WITH AN OVERDUE.
DO YOU...STILL WANT TO BE PART OF IT?
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...HOW
HOW DO YOU RAISE SOMETHING?
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Is there something in particular you are trying to raise?
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I would hold it. Keep it bed with you perhaps. Keep it warm. Talk to it if you don't f33l silly. I would talk to Nepeta while I was pregnant no matter the silly looks.
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...WOULD SINGING TO IT HELP?
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wilbs and i did so well professor iroh wants to see if he can get us a real dragon egg for next term
maybe i can teach it to set fire to your sheets
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THEN AGAIN, YOU'D PROBABLY KILL IT.
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lt master dr viscount sean pimpdaddy connery robinson-strider iii esq and his golden sparklebreath are just fine and dandy
whats the matter vantas your egg smell as bad as you do?
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do not trust Peter; he's not planning on just a classroom
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whoops dirk still can't filter
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yes good
html why
because reasons
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i'm sorry this is late
no problem hahaha
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Did Professor Dumbledore agree to give you more time with the egg?
If not, there's probably still time to set it on fire. Just make sure you're standing upwind.
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MY AUNT SAID I PROBABLY SHOULDN'T SET IT ON FIRE.
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I was sure setting the eggs on fire would be good for them, but Professor Vantas-Leijon knows more about dragon reproduction than I do, so she's probably right. Maybe that's why Ladd Junior bit me.
In any case, good luck with your egg!
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You will both meet me at the edge of the Forbidden Forest before dinner. Bring whatever you think you need.
I will tell you what I told him
Brawl if you need to.
Just get all the poison and misunderstandings and posturing cleared up.
You will not be punished for anything that happens within the forest.
You will be punished further if you come out and you haven't come to some kind of understanding of each other.
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I ALREADY SAID I'D GO ALONG WITH IT.
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I just wanted you to be informed.
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I ASKED TO KEEP MY EGG FOR A LITTLE WHILE LONGER.
IT DIDN'T HATCH.
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KARKAT, I'M SORRY.
I TAKE IT YOU'RE GOING TO GIVE IT MORE TIME?
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no...
I'm not meant to be a mother
this is only more proof of that
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I'M NOT GOING TO BE LIKE MY DAD.OF COURSE YOU'RE MEANT TO BE A MOTHER.
AND I'M NOT SAYING THAT JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE A GIRL.
ANY KID WOULD BE LUCKY TO HAVE A MOTHER LIKE YOU.
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I don't...know how mothers are supposed to act. Given an assignment to be a mother was the quickest way to fail.
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