NINE ♋

[selfhatred]

WELL THAT WAS A FUCKING USELESS EXERCISE.
NEXT TIME MAYBE THEY SHOULD LEAVE RAISING DRAGON EGGS TO ACTUAL FUCKING DRAGONS.
JUST A THOUGHT.

[Filtered to Maka]

I'M KEEPING THE EGG FOR A LITTLE WHILE LONGER.
MAYBE WE WERE JUST STUCK WITH AN OVERDUE.
DO YOU...STILL WANT TO BE PART OF IT?

[Filtered to Di and Sal]

...HOW
HOW DO YOU RAISE SOMETHING?

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do not trust Peter; he's not planning on just a classroom

[animalmagnetism]

I'll help.
They need to learn to work together.

[selfhatred]

OVER MY DEAD BODY.

[animalmagnetism]

I've had enough of hearing about you two.
You're both getting a detention.
To end when you two can cooperate and work together without being at each other's throats.
Do not fight me on this.
It will only be that much more unpleasant for you.

[selfhatred]

FINE.
BUT IT'S NOT GOING TO BE MY FAULT IF STRIDER DOESN'T COME BACK.

[animalmagnetism]

Then your detention will not end.

[clockspinner]

you say that like i havent kicked your ass and couldnt do it again

[selfhatred]

EXCUSE YOU. YOU TOOK ME BY SURPRISE.
I WOULD'VE HIT BACK, BUT I DON'T PUNCH A LADY.

[clockspinner]

you just like getting punched by them right
or did jade take you by surprise too

[givesyouaboner]

How about not fighting with my cousin.
Or calling him a girl.

[dou8letrou8le]

Excuse you!

yes good

[plushaeusrumpified]

.......

no fucking acromantu

wait.


that might be a good idea.

html why

[animalmagnetism]

I have a better one more suited to children.
Of course if that doesn't work I might have to fall back on that idea.

because reasons

[plushaeusrumpified]

dave can handle the fucking acromantulas banks.
but fine well go with your way for now since yknow.
im not fucking there.

[Filtered]

i mean if youve got a babysitter then hell fucking yes ill be there.
yknow preferably one who can uh.
help a kid deal with some shit.
thatd be great.
idkwtf im even doing.

i mean he seems ok most of the time.




why the fuck am i asking you this even.

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[animalmagnetism]

I'm sure they both can but the centaurs can help guide them to a resolution a bit better.
The acromantulas would just try to eat them.

If you need help with the youngest Strider I will and gladly.
But he might be better off with someone he knows and trusts as family right now.

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[plushaeusrumpified]

i think id rather them get eaten than raped.
i mean sending kids off to get raped by centaurs? thats fucking hardcore man.
idk if i approve of your teaching methods.

yeah but the problem is aside from me theres nobody.
so i cant teach dave life lessons and babysit.
i cant just split myself in two whenever i want.
or at all for that matter.

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[animalmagnetism]

I'll be discussing it with the centaurs first.
They will know not to seriously harm them.
Just scare them shitless.
I can add a condition of no direct contact if that will ease your mind.

Then tomorrow if we can switch and I'll go look after the youngest one

...Dirk isn't it?

while you speak with Dave.


[A single ink blot]

Fight with Murdoc while you're hee and it will be YOU TWO facing the acromantulas again.
Wandless and leglocked.

i'm sorry this is late

[dou8letrou8le]

Can I 8e in detention too?

no problem hahaha

[animalmagnetism]

{>You really want to see the acromantulas that badly?<}
{>Alright. I'll take you in this weekend.<}
{>But only a brief trip. Understood?<}

[dou8letrou8le]

[AAAAAAAA] Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes
I understand!
Thank you, Professor!

[animalmagnetism]

{>Bright and early on Saturday.<}
{>Shortly after dawn sounds good.<}
{>Meet me outside the front doors.<}
{>Is that acceptable?<}

[clockspinner]

the day i work together with vantas will be the day winged monkeys fly out of my ass

[animalmagnetism]

Then you will be serving detention with him until the end of the term.
And again next term if it becomes necessary.

[clockspinner]

and again and again until im out of this shithole
all the detention in the world wont make me grow an asswomb capable of birthing monkeybats

[animalmagnetism]

There are spells for that.
Or maybe potions.
I never looked into those kinds of applications.
Regardless you will meet me at the edge of the Forbidden Forest this evening.
Resist and you'll be going in without a wand.

[clockspinner]

what time is evening
we talking curfew or after dinner
i need to know if ill have time to tell my baby his mommy might not come home