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WELL THAT WAS A FUCKING USELESS EXERCISE.
NEXT TIME MAYBE THEY SHOULD LEAVE RAISING DRAGON EGGS TO ACTUAL FUCKING DRAGONS.
JUST A THOUGHT.

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I'M KEEPING THE EGG FOR A LITTLE WHILE LONGER.
MAYBE WE WERE JUST STUCK WITH AN OVERDUE.
DO YOU...STILL WANT TO BE PART OF IT?

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...HOW
HOW DO YOU RAISE SOMETHING?

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shit yeah youre right.
oh well i guess ill have to find an alternative.

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yo sup.
i cant be taking all these fuckin trips down to the castle.
so would somebody shut these lovely little crotchdroppings in a classroom for me?
kthnxbai.

but no really somebody do it for real.
they got issues and they needa work em out.

I'll help.
They need to learn to work together.

OVER MY DEAD BODY.

I've had enough of hearing about you two.
You're both getting a detention.
To end when you two can cooperate and work together without being at each other's throats.
Do not fight me on this.
It will only be that much more unpleasant for you.

FINE.
BUT IT'S NOT GOING TO BE MY FAULT IF STRIDER DOESN'T COME BACK.

Then your detention will not end.

you say that like i havent kicked your ass and couldnt do it again

EXCUSE YOU. YOU TOOK ME BY SURPRISE.
I WOULD'VE HIT BACK, BUT I DON'T PUNCH A LADY.

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no fucking acromantu

wait.

that might be a good idea.

I have a better one more suited to children.
Of course if that doesn't work I might have to fall back on that idea.

dave can handle the fucking acromantulas banks.
but fine well go with your way for now since yknow.
im not fucking there.

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i mean if youve got a babysitter then hell fucking yes ill be there.
yknow preferably one who can uh.
help a kid deal with some shit.
thatd be great.
idkwtf im even doing.

i mean he seems ok most of the time.

why the fuck am i asking you this even.

I'm sure they both can but the centaurs can help guide them to a resolution a bit better.
The acromantulas would just try to eat them.

If you need help with the youngest Strider I will and gladly.
But he might be better off with someone he knows and trusts as family right now.

i think id rather them get eaten than raped.
i mean sending kids off to get raped by centaurs? thats fucking hardcore man.
idk if i approve of your teaching methods.

yeah but the problem is aside from me theres nobody.
so i cant teach dave life lessons and babysit.
i cant just split myself in two whenever i want.
or at all for that matter.

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Can I 8e in detention too?

{>You really want to see the acromantulas that badly?<}
{>Alright. I'll take you in this weekend.<}
{>But only a brief trip. Understood?<}

[AAAAAAAA] Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes
I understand!
Thank you, Professor!

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the day i work together with vantas will be the day winged monkeys fly out of my ass

Then you will be serving detention with him until the end of the term.
And again next term if it becomes necessary.

and again and again until im out of this shithole
all the detention in the world wont make me grow an asswomb capable of birthing monkeybats

There are spells for that.
Or maybe potions.
I never looked into those kinds of applications.
Regardless you will meet me at the edge of the Forbidden Forest this evening.
Resist and you'll be going in without a wand.

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bro im going to punch you in the nads

that might hurt your fist.

wow funny

yeah i know im just hilarious.

youre not getting out of this with flattery though.

youre really one to talk about playing nice with others

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