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[selfhatred]

WELL THAT WAS A FUCKING USELESS EXERCISE.
NEXT TIME MAYBE THEY SHOULD LEAVE RAISING DRAGON EGGS TO ACTUAL FUCKING DRAGONS.
JUST A THOUGHT.

[Filtered to Maka]

I'M KEEPING THE EGG FOR A LITTLE WHILE LONGER.
MAYBE WE WERE JUST STUCK WITH AN OVERDUE.
DO YOU...STILL WANT TO BE PART OF IT?

[Filtered to Di and Sal]

...HOW
HOW DO YOU RAISE SOMETHING?

Comments

[selfhatred]

YOUR QUILL IS WRITING BUT ALL I HEAR IS BLAH BLAH BLAH.
WHO THE FUCK NAMES THEIR KID THAT ANYWAY?
HINT: NO ONE.

[clockspinner]

he earned those titles
he is a distinguished military surgeon
and also a member of the stuffed dragon landed gentry
and possibly a time lord

[selfhatred]

YOU DON'T KNOW JACK SHIT ABOUT THE MILITARY.
AND NOW YOU'RE JUST MAKING HIM SOUND LIKE A FUCKING TERRIBLE OC IN A FANFICTION CROSSOVER.

[clockspinner]

sure i do
he serves his country with pride
also lieutenant is a stupid word

[selfhatred]

SHUT
YOUR
FUCKING
MOUTH
BEFORE I SHUT IT FOR YOU.

[clockspinner]

what crawled up your ass and died
not my fault im a better egg parent than you
if you want another asswhoopin come at me bro

[plushaeusrumpified]

oh my sweet mother of taintchafing fuck.

i am coming down there and locking you both in a goddamn classroom.
right the fuck now.

[selfhatred]

TRY ME.
THIS IS NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS.

[plushaeusrumpified]

it is my fucking business when you both cant go a day without shitting fire at each other.

this is not optional.

im still a fucking teacher and i can enforce some fucking punishment.

filtered

[selfhatred]

IT'S MY FUCKING BUSINESS WHEN HE FUCKING INSULTS MY DAD.
SO JUST STAY THE FUCK OUT OF IT.

filtered

[plushaeusrumpified]

yeah and its MY fucking business when he does that.
so no im not staying out of it karkat.

this shits getting settled TODAY.

[clockspinner]

much as it churns my liver
i agree with shitface
this aint your daytime soaps old man

[plushaeusrumpified]

nah these aint my soaps.
im about to get doc strider up in here.

filtered

[clockspinner]

dont you have a grieving nephew to worry about

filtered

[plushaeusrumpified]

shit yeah youre right.
oh well i guess ill have to find an alternative.

[NOT FILTERED]

yo sup.
i cant be taking all these fuckin trips down to the castle.
so would somebody shut these lovely little crotchdroppings in a classroom for me?
kthnxbai.

but no really somebody do it for real.
they got issues and they needa work em out.

do not trust Peter; he's not planning on just a classroom

[animalmagnetism]

I'll help.
They need to learn to work together.

[selfhatred]

OVER MY DEAD BODY.

[animalmagnetism]

I've had enough of hearing about you two.
You're both getting a detention.
To end when you two can cooperate and work together without being at each other's throats.
Do not fight me on this.
It will only be that much more unpleasant for you.

yes good

[plushaeusrumpified]

.......

no fucking acromantu

wait.


that might be a good idea.

html why

[animalmagnetism]

I have a better one more suited to children.
Of course if that doesn't work I might have to fall back on that idea.

[clockspinner]

the day i work together with vantas will be the day winged monkeys fly out of my ass

[animalmagnetism]

Then you will be serving detention with him until the end of the term.
And again next term if it becomes necessary.

[clockspinner]

bro im going to punch you in the nads

[plushaeusrumpified]

that might hurt your fist.

[clockspinner]

wow funny