TEN ♋

[selfhatred]

WE HAVE A DANCE COMING UP.
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, BOYS AND GIRLS.
THE MATCHMAKER IS BACK IN ACTION.
DON'T HAVE A DATE OR YOU'RE TOO FUCKING PUSSY TO FIND ONE YOURSELF?
JUST LET ME TAKE CARE OF EVERYTHING.
NEED ADVICE BECAUSE YOU'RE A WORTHLESS SACK OF SHIT WHEN IT COMES TO RELATIONSHIPS?
I'M YOUR GUY.
YOU BULGE SUCKERS WOULDN'T KNOW ROMANCE FROM THE BROADSIDE OF A BARN SO IT'S UP TO ME TO SCHOOLFEED YOU LOT.
FUCK WHEN DID I START SAYING YOU LOT? I'M NOT FUCKING ENGLISH.

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[selfhatred]

IT'S PRETTY MUCH A YEARLY THING, YOU'LL GET YOUR CHANCE TO LET KARKAT VANTAS FIND YOU THE GUY OF YOUR DREAMS.
OR GIRL IF THAT'S YOUR THING.
YOU'RE TALKING TO THE ROMANCE MASTER HERE.
AND I'M NOT FUCKING GAY.

[bev_rage]

sounds like a p sweet deal to me
mind if i take notes misser ~romance master~?
...kay
s'ok 2 be gay or not b gay

[selfhatred]

I GUESS YOU CAN.
IT'D BE A NICE FUCKING CHANGE FOR SOMEONE TO ACTUALLY LISTEN TO ME FOR ONCE.
I DIDN'T SAY I WAS GAY.
YOU'RE THE ONE WHO CROSSED IT OUT.
WHAT? CAN'T YOU FUCKING SPELL SHIT?