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[selfhatred]

WE HAVE A DANCE COMING UP.
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, BOYS AND GIRLS.
THE MATCHMAKER IS BACK IN ACTION.
DON'T HAVE A DATE OR YOU'RE TOO FUCKING PUSSY TO FIND ONE YOURSELF?
JUST LET ME TAKE CARE OF EVERYTHING.
NEED ADVICE BECAUSE YOU'RE A WORTHLESS SACK OF SHIT WHEN IT COMES TO RELATIONSHIPS?
I'M YOUR GUY.
YOU BULGE SUCKERS WOULDN'T KNOW ROMANCE FROM THE BROADSIDE OF A BARN SO IT'S UP TO ME TO SCHOOLFEED YOU LOT.
FUCK WHEN DID I START SAYING YOU LOT? I'M NOT FUCKING ENGLISH.

Comments

[givesyouaboner]

Do they have those every year?
Not that I wanna go or nothing.
Dancing is lame.

[brothor]

I have acquired a date, but I will keep this in mind!

[selfhatred]

PRETTY MUCH EVERY FUCKING YEAR WE HAVE A DANCE.
IT'S LIKE TEAM BUILDING OR GETTING US TO SOCIALIZE OR SOME SHIT.
I'M PROBABLY JUST GOING TO GO FOR THE LAUGHS.

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[bev_rage]

pssssssshhhh
if they do ur goin w/ me next year n we're gonna PARTY HARD

[selfhatred]

AND EXPLAIN TO ME HOW THE FUCK YOU GOT A DATE.
DO YOU EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT THE WORD 'DATE' MEANS, ODINSON?

[bev_rage]

not going to sckool school yet sucks
i wanna go to the dance n get set up by some gay gray grey text guy

[brothor]

Of course I do! It is a fruit! Also, it is the title of the person who will attend the dance with me. Which is Steve!

And I asked him! That's how I got a date.

[givesyouaboner]

That sounds crappy.
Is there a way to get out of it.
Don't need to show off my moves like Jagger.

[givesyouaboner]

What if I already have a date?

[bev_rage]

lil' cal doesn't count

[selfhatred]

IT'S PRETTY MUCH A YEARLY THING, YOU'LL GET YOUR CHANCE TO LET KARKAT VANTAS FIND YOU THE GUY OF YOUR DREAMS.
OR GIRL IF THAT'S YOUR THING.
YOU'RE TALKING TO THE ROMANCE MASTER HERE.
AND I'M NOT FUCKING GAY.

[givesyouaboner]

Sure he does. He's got hella sweet moves.

[selfhatred]

I GUESS YOU GET POINTS FOR TRYING.
I HAD NO IDEA YOU GUYS WERE THAT WAY SO
CONGRATS I GUESS.

[brothor]

You are a student, your points are invalid.


That I was what way?

[selfhatred]

I GUESS IT'S NOT REALLY MANDATORY.
PEOPLE USUALLY GO ANYWAY.
IT'S NOT LIKE THERE'S ANYTHING BETTER TO DO WHILE THERE'S A DANCE ON.

[selfhatred]

THESE ARE METAPHORICAL POINTS, YOU ASS.
I WASN'T TALKING ABOUT HOUSE POINTS.

YOU KNOW. GAY.

[brothor]

They are still invalid!!

Gay? Ah. Yes! Thank you, I am very happy. Some say it is one of my admirable qualities. [He thinks Karkat means the other gay]

[selfhatred]

I MEANT THE OTHER GAY.
AS IN LIKING BOYS THE WAY YOU SHOULD LIKE GIRLS.
THAT KIND OF THING.

[Karkat has his face in his hands]

DON'T TELL ME I'M GOING TO HAVE TO SCHOOLFEED YOU ON LESBIAN, BISEXUALITY, GAY AND TRANSGENDER SHIT.

[bev_rage]

he's a PUPPET
you'd srsly prepfr prefer a puppet to me as your date?
dirk strider you have OFFENDED my honour

[brothor]

Of course I like Steve. He is my friend! I have girl friends too, I just wanted to take Steve to the dance.


Err. Maybe? If you think it is important? I will happily listen!

[bev_rage]

sounds like a p sweet deal to me
mind if i take notes misser ~romance master~?
...kay
s'ok 2 be gay or not b gay

[selfhatred]

BUT YOU WANTED TO TAKE STEVE ABOVE ALL THE GIRL FRIENDS YOU HAVE, RIGHT?

HOW THE FUCKING HELL HAVE WE LIVED IN THE SAME DORM FOR THREE YEARS AND YOU HAVEN'T LISTENED TO MY RANTS ON ROMANCE AND ROMCOMS?
DOES IT JUST GO IN ONE EAR AND OUT THE OTHER OR SOME SHIT?

[doctorkishitani]

I don't think I'm going to the dance, but thank-you very much for the offer!

[givesyouaboner]

Really?
That's pretty lame then.
There should always be better alternatives.

[givesyouaboner]

I didn't say that.
I asked a hypothetical.
You just made an assumption on your own.