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[selfhatred]

WE HAVE A DANCE COMING UP.
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, BOYS AND GIRLS.
THE MATCHMAKER IS BACK IN ACTION.
DON'T HAVE A DATE OR YOU'RE TOO FUCKING PUSSY TO FIND ONE YOURSELF?
JUST LET ME TAKE CARE OF EVERYTHING.
NEED ADVICE BECAUSE YOU'RE A WORTHLESS SACK OF SHIT WHEN IT COMES TO RELATIONSHIPS?
I'M YOUR GUY.
YOU BULGE SUCKERS WOULDN'T KNOW ROMANCE FROM THE BROADSIDE OF A BARN SO IT'S UP TO ME TO SCHOOLFEED YOU LOT.
FUCK WHEN DID I START SAYING YOU LOT? I'M NOT FUCKING ENGLISH.

Comments

[givesyouaboner]

Do they have those every year?
Not that I wanna go or nothing.
Dancing is lame.

[selfhatred]

PRETTY MUCH EVERY FUCKING YEAR WE HAVE A DANCE.
IT'S LIKE TEAM BUILDING OR GETTING US TO SOCIALIZE OR SOME SHIT.
I'M PROBABLY JUST GOING TO GO FOR THE LAUGHS.

[givesyouaboner]

That sounds crappy.
Is there a way to get out of it.
Don't need to show off my moves like Jagger.

[selfhatred]

I GUESS IT'S NOT REALLY MANDATORY.
PEOPLE USUALLY GO ANYWAY.
IT'S NOT LIKE THERE'S ANYTHING BETTER TO DO WHILE THERE'S A DANCE ON.

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[bev_rage]

pssssssshhhh
if they do ur goin w/ me next year n we're gonna PARTY HARD

[givesyouaboner]

What if I already have a date?

[brothor]

I have acquired a date, but I will keep this in mind!

[selfhatred]

AND EXPLAIN TO ME HOW THE FUCK YOU GOT A DATE.
DO YOU EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT THE WORD 'DATE' MEANS, ODINSON?

[brothor]

Of course I do! It is a fruit! Also, it is the title of the person who will attend the dance with me. Which is Steve!

And I asked him! That's how I got a date.

[bev_rage]

not going to sckool school yet sucks
i wanna go to the dance n get set up by some gay gray grey text guy

[selfhatred]

IT'S PRETTY MUCH A YEARLY THING, YOU'LL GET YOUR CHANCE TO LET KARKAT VANTAS FIND YOU THE GUY OF YOUR DREAMS.
OR GIRL IF THAT'S YOUR THING.
YOU'RE TALKING TO THE ROMANCE MASTER HERE.
AND I'M NOT FUCKING GAY.

[bev_rage]

sounds like a p sweet deal to me
mind if i take notes misser ~romance master~?
...kay
s'ok 2 be gay or not b gay

[doctorkishitani]

I don't think I'm going to the dance, but thank-you very much for the offer!

[selfhatred]

YOU SHOULD GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF THOSE FUCKING BOOKS BEFORE THEY ROT YOUR BRAIN OR SOMETHING.
BESIDES IT'S NOT LIKE YOU ACTUALLY HAVE TO HAVE A DATE.
HELL I'M PROBABLY GOING STAG AND HANGING OUT WITH MY FRIENDS.

[doctorkishitani]

I'm not necessarily going to be studying. I'm just not sure I want to go to the dance.
And I don't think you can get brain rot from reading anyway.
Unless the books had some sort of fungal infestation.


But I do appreciate your offer! Although I'm not sure why you're offering to find dates for everyone else when you don't have one yourself.

[dou8letrou8le]

Why do you 8other?

[selfhatred]

SOMEONE HAS TO GIVE A RAT'S ASS AROUND HERE.

[dou8letrou8le]

Does it really matter that everyone has a d8te?

[mo_cara]

aIn'T nObOdY gOiNg WiTh ThIs MoThErFuCkEr.
I tHiNk ThAt'S pRoBaBlY eAsIeR, tHoUgH.
wHo YoU tAkIn, BeSt FrIeNd?

[selfhatred]

[Oh. Shit. Uh.]

I'M NOT SURE, BRO.
I'M NOT EVEN SURE THAT WHO I HAVE IN MIND WILL WANT TO GO WITH ME.

[mo_cara]

I bEt ThEy MoThErFuCkIn WiLl!
YoU aLwAyS wOrRy ToO mUcH aBoUt ThAt ShIt. ;o)
WhO's AlL uP iN yOuR pAn FoR tHiS?

[thesmallesttrickster]

Would you like some help explaining things to my brother? Things get lost in translation sometimes and he is not as proficient in English as myself.

[selfhatred]

WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN FOR THE LAST THREE YEARS AND WHY HAVEN'T YOU BEEN HELPING ME MAKE SENSE OF THE DUMBASS?

[thesmallesttrickster]

1) I have been at home mostly. I only received my journal a month or so ago.

2) Do not call my brother a "Dumbass". He is rather intelligent, but has been having problems with your backwards language.

And I'll take that as a yes.

[pomodoroo]

I don't know...finding a date seems like a hell of a lot of work.