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[selfhatred]

WE HAVE A DANCE COMING UP.
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, BOYS AND GIRLS.
THE MATCHMAKER IS BACK IN ACTION.
DON'T HAVE A DATE OR YOU'RE TOO FUCKING PUSSY TO FIND ONE YOURSELF?
JUST LET ME TAKE CARE OF EVERYTHING.
NEED ADVICE BECAUSE YOU'RE A WORTHLESS SACK OF SHIT WHEN IT COMES TO RELATIONSHIPS?
I'M YOUR GUY.
YOU BULGE SUCKERS WOULDN'T KNOW ROMANCE FROM THE BROADSIDE OF A BARN SO IT'S UP TO ME TO SCHOOLFEED YOU LOT.
FUCK WHEN DID I START SAYING YOU LOT? I'M NOT FUCKING ENGLISH.

Comments

[dou8letrou8le]

Why do you 8other?

[selfhatred]

SOMEONE HAS TO GIVE A RAT'S ASS AROUND HERE.

[dou8letrou8le]

Does it really matter that everyone has a d8te?

[selfhatred]

HEY, I'M JUST OFFERING.
I DIDN'T SAY YOU HAD TO TAKE IT.

[dou8letrou8le]

Are you choosing to go with someone?

[selfhatred]

I DON'T KNOW YET.
I HAVE OTHER PEOPLE'S LOVE LIVES TO ORGANIZE.

[dou8letrou8le]

Sounds like more trou8le than it's worth.

[selfhatred]

HEY, PLENTY OF PEOPLE NEED RELATIONSHIP ADVICE.
THERE'S A REASON WHY GOSSIP MAGAZINES AND TRASHY ROMANCE NOVELS ARE NUMBER ONE ON A HOUSEWIFE'S READING LIST.

[dou8letrou8le]

I can see you have found your calling.

[selfhatred]

THE HELL DO YOU SAY THAT FOR?
I MIGHT LIKE ROMANCE BUT BEING A RELATIONSHIP PSYCHOLOGIST ISN'T WHAT I WANT TO DO.

[dou8letrou8le]

What do you want to do then?

[selfhatred]

WHY IS IT ANY OF YOUR BUSINESS?

[dou8letrou8le]

I'm curious.
Are you shy?

[selfhatred]

NO.

[dou8letrou8le]

Then spill!

[selfhatred]

IT'S NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS.

[dou8letrou8le]

Don't 8e a 8rat, Vantas.

[selfhatred]

DON'T THROW A BITCHFIT JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE WON'T ROLL OVER FOR YOU, SERKET.
NEXT TIME STRIDER TALKS SHIT ABOUT YOU, DON'T EXPECT ME TO COME TO YOUR RESCUE.

[dou8letrou8le]

What are you talking a8out?
My rescue?