TEN ♋

[selfhatred]

WE HAVE A DANCE COMING UP.
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, BOYS AND GIRLS.
THE MATCHMAKER IS BACK IN ACTION.
DON'T HAVE A DATE OR YOU'RE TOO FUCKING PUSSY TO FIND ONE YOURSELF?
JUST LET ME TAKE CARE OF EVERYTHING.
NEED ADVICE BECAUSE YOU'RE A WORTHLESS SACK OF SHIT WHEN IT COMES TO RELATIONSHIPS?
I'M YOUR GUY.
YOU BULGE SUCKERS WOULDN'T KNOW ROMANCE FROM THE BROADSIDE OF A BARN SO IT'S UP TO ME TO SCHOOLFEED YOU LOT.
FUCK WHEN DID I START SAYING YOU LOT? I'M NOT FUCKING ENGLISH.

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[selfhatred]

DON'T THROW A BITCHFIT JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE WON'T ROLL OVER FOR YOU, SERKET.
NEXT TIME STRIDER TALKS SHIT ABOUT YOU, DON'T EXPECT ME TO COME TO YOUR RESCUE.

[dou8letrou8le]

What are you talking a8out?
My rescue?