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[selfhatred]

WE HAVE A DANCE COMING UP.
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, BOYS AND GIRLS.
THE MATCHMAKER IS BACK IN ACTION.
DON'T HAVE A DATE OR YOU'RE TOO FUCKING PUSSY TO FIND ONE YOURSELF?
JUST LET ME TAKE CARE OF EVERYTHING.
NEED ADVICE BECAUSE YOU'RE A WORTHLESS SACK OF SHIT WHEN IT COMES TO RELATIONSHIPS?
I'M YOUR GUY.
YOU BULGE SUCKERS WOULDN'T KNOW ROMANCE FROM THE BROADSIDE OF A BARN SO IT'S UP TO ME TO SCHOOLFEED YOU LOT.
FUCK WHEN DID I START SAYING YOU LOT? I'M NOT FUCKING ENGLISH.

Comments

[selfhatred]

THEN KEEP UP AND WE WOULDN'T HAVE THIS KIND OF PROBLEM.

[brothor]

If you did not talk so much I might listen.

[Norse]

[thesmallesttrickster]

Thor, he is asking if you are homosexual as it is custom to take someone you are romantically interested in to dances.

[Norse] 1/2

[brothor]

Oh? Is that all? Why is he so concerned..?

[English as a PSA] 2/2

[brothor]

You are mistaken, Karkat. I am also fond of girls.

[Norse]

[thesmallesttrickster]

I am unsure. He can be rather rude though.

[Norse]

[brothor]

Maybe he is scared of being gay.

[Norse]

[thesmallesttrickster]

Well, that is silly.

[Norse]

[brothor]

It is funny.

...

In a very annoying way.

[Norse]

[thesmallesttrickster]

Agreed.