selfhatred: (Kanaya | girl talk)
Karkat Vantas ([personal profile] selfhatred) wrote in [community profile] sortinghat_rp2012-06-09 06:47 am
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TEN ♋

WE HAVE A DANCE COMING UP.
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, BOYS AND GIRLS.
THE MATCHMAKER IS BACK IN ACTION.
DON'T HAVE A DATE OR YOU'RE TOO FUCKING PUSSY TO FIND ONE YOURSELF?
JUST LET ME TAKE CARE OF EVERYTHING.
NEED ADVICE BECAUSE YOU'RE A WORTHLESS SACK OF SHIT WHEN IT COMES TO RELATIONSHIPS?
I'M YOUR GUY.
YOU BULGE SUCKERS WOULDN'T KNOW ROMANCE FROM THE BROADSIDE OF A BARN SO IT'S UP TO ME TO SCHOOLFEED YOU LOT.
FUCK WHEN DID I START SAYING YOU LOT? I'M NOT FUCKING ENGLISH.
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selfhatred: (fuck you)

[personal profile] selfhatred 2012-06-08 09:27 pm (UTC)(link)
THESE ARE METAPHORICAL POINTS, YOU ASS.
I WASN'T TALKING ABOUT HOUSE POINTS.

YOU KNOW. GAY.
brothor: (Break our bones in half!)

[personal profile] brothor 2012-06-08 09:29 pm (UTC)(link)
They are still invalid!!

Gay? Ah. Yes! Thank you, I am very happy. Some say it is one of my admirable qualities. [He thinks Karkat means the other gay]
selfhatred: (seriously?)

[personal profile] selfhatred 2012-06-08 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)
I MEANT THE OTHER GAY.
AS IN LIKING BOYS THE WAY YOU SHOULD LIKE GIRLS.
THAT KIND OF THING.

[Karkat has his face in his hands]

DON'T TELL ME I'M GOING TO HAVE TO SCHOOLFEED YOU ON LESBIAN, BISEXUALITY, GAY AND TRANSGENDER SHIT.
brothor: (Open your eyes and see)

[personal profile] brothor 2012-06-08 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course I like Steve. He is my friend! I have girl friends too, I just wanted to take Steve to the dance.


Err. Maybe? If you think it is important? I will happily listen!
selfhatred: (what the actual fuck?)

[personal profile] selfhatred 2012-06-08 09:43 pm (UTC)(link)
BUT YOU WANTED TO TAKE STEVE ABOVE ALL THE GIRL FRIENDS YOU HAVE, RIGHT?

HOW THE FUCKING HELL HAVE WE LIVED IN THE SAME DORM FOR THREE YEARS AND YOU HAVEN'T LISTENED TO MY RANTS ON ROMANCE AND ROMCOMS?
DOES IT JUST GO IN ONE EAR AND OUT THE OTHER OR SOME SHIT?
brothor: (Close your tired eyes)

[personal profile] brothor 2012-06-09 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
Of course I did. He is my closest friend!

I do not know. You rant about a lot of things, Karkat. Sometimes you are difficult to keep up with.
selfhatred: (sick of dealing with idiots)

[personal profile] selfhatred 2012-06-09 05:49 am (UTC)(link)
THEN KEEP UP AND WE WOULDN'T HAVE THIS KIND OF PROBLEM.
brothor: (Rainbow colors!)

[personal profile] brothor 2012-06-10 09:02 am (UTC)(link)
If you did not talk so much I might listen.
thesmallesttrickster: (trollface)

[Norse]

[personal profile] thesmallesttrickster 2012-06-10 01:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Thor, he is asking if you are homosexual as it is custom to take someone you are romantically interested in to dances.
brothor: (You'll see)

[Norse] 1/2

[personal profile] brothor 2012-06-12 02:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh? Is that all? Why is he so concerned..?
brothor: (Open your eyes and see)

[English as a PSA] 2/2

[personal profile] brothor 2012-06-12 02:39 pm (UTC)(link)
You are mistaken, Karkat. I am also fond of girls.
thesmallesttrickster: (Default)

[Norse]

[personal profile] thesmallesttrickster 2012-06-12 02:42 pm (UTC)(link)
I am unsure. He can be rather rude though.
brothor: (PB31)

[Norse]

[personal profile] brothor 2012-06-12 02:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe he is scared of being gay.
brothor: (Step Aside)

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[personal profile] brothor 2012-06-12 03:15 pm (UTC)(link)
It is funny.

...

In a very annoying way.
thesmallesttrickster: (happy 1)

[Norse]

[personal profile] thesmallesttrickster 2012-06-12 03:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Agreed.
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