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[selfhatred]

WE HAVE A DANCE COMING UP.
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, BOYS AND GIRLS.
THE MATCHMAKER IS BACK IN ACTION.
DON'T HAVE A DATE OR YOU'RE TOO FUCKING PUSSY TO FIND ONE YOURSELF?
JUST LET ME TAKE CARE OF EVERYTHING.
NEED ADVICE BECAUSE YOU'RE A WORTHLESS SACK OF SHIT WHEN IT COMES TO RELATIONSHIPS?
I'M YOUR GUY.
YOU BULGE SUCKERS WOULDN'T KNOW ROMANCE FROM THE BROADSIDE OF A BARN SO IT'S UP TO ME TO SCHOOLFEED YOU LOT.
FUCK WHEN DID I START SAYING YOU LOT? I'M NOT FUCKING ENGLISH.

Comments

[brothor]

Of course I like Steve. He is my friend! I have girl friends too, I just wanted to take Steve to the dance.


Err. Maybe? If you think it is important? I will happily listen!

[selfhatred]

BUT YOU WANTED TO TAKE STEVE ABOVE ALL THE GIRL FRIENDS YOU HAVE, RIGHT?

HOW THE FUCKING HELL HAVE WE LIVED IN THE SAME DORM FOR THREE YEARS AND YOU HAVEN'T LISTENED TO MY RANTS ON ROMANCE AND ROMCOMS?
DOES IT JUST GO IN ONE EAR AND OUT THE OTHER OR SOME SHIT?

[brothor]

Of course I did. He is my closest friend!

I do not know. You rant about a lot of things, Karkat. Sometimes you are difficult to keep up with.

[selfhatred]

THEN KEEP UP AND WE WOULDN'T HAVE THIS KIND OF PROBLEM.

[brothor]

If you did not talk so much I might listen.

[Norse]

[thesmallesttrickster]

Thor, he is asking if you are homosexual as it is custom to take someone you are romantically interested in to dances.

[Norse] 1/2

[brothor]

Oh? Is that all? Why is he so concerned..?

[English as a PSA] 2/2

[brothor]

You are mistaken, Karkat. I am also fond of girls.

[Norse]

[thesmallesttrickster]

I am unsure. He can be rather rude though.

[Norse]

[brothor]

Maybe he is scared of being gay.

[Norse]

[thesmallesttrickster]

Well, that is silly.

[Norse]

[brothor]

It is funny.

...

In a very annoying way.

[Norse]

[thesmallesttrickster]

Agreed.