TEN ♋

[selfhatred]

WE HAVE A DANCE COMING UP.
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, BOYS AND GIRLS.
THE MATCHMAKER IS BACK IN ACTION.
DON'T HAVE A DATE OR YOU'RE TOO FUCKING PUSSY TO FIND ONE YOURSELF?
JUST LET ME TAKE CARE OF EVERYTHING.
NEED ADVICE BECAUSE YOU'RE A WORTHLESS SACK OF SHIT WHEN IT COMES TO RELATIONSHIPS?
I'M YOUR GUY.
YOU BULGE SUCKERS WOULDN'T KNOW ROMANCE FROM THE BROADSIDE OF A BARN SO IT'S UP TO ME TO SCHOOLFEED YOU LOT.
FUCK WHEN DID I START SAYING YOU LOT? I'M NOT FUCKING ENGLISH.

Comments

[thesmallesttrickster]

1) I have been at home mostly. I only received my journal a month or so ago.

2) Do not call my brother a "Dumbass". He is rather intelligent, but has been having problems with your backwards language.

And I'll take that as a yes.

[selfhatred]

RIGHT. SORRY.
I'M KARKAT VANTAS, BY THE WAY. NOT SURE HOW OFTEN HE MENTIONS ME, BUT WE'RE ROOMMATES.
I GET THE LANGUAGE SITUATION, TRUST ME. ENGLISH IS MY SECOND LANGUAGE.
THIRD IF YOU COUNT THE FACT THAT I SPEAK ITALIAN AS WELL AS SPANISH.

[thesmallesttrickster]

Loki, Thor's younger brother. I believe he has mentioned you a few times.