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[selfhatred]

WE HAVE A DANCE COMING UP.
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, BOYS AND GIRLS.
THE MATCHMAKER IS BACK IN ACTION.
DON'T HAVE A DATE OR YOU'RE TOO FUCKING PUSSY TO FIND ONE YOURSELF?
JUST LET ME TAKE CARE OF EVERYTHING.
NEED ADVICE BECAUSE YOU'RE A WORTHLESS SACK OF SHIT WHEN IT COMES TO RELATIONSHIPS?
I'M YOUR GUY.
YOU BULGE SUCKERS WOULDN'T KNOW ROMANCE FROM THE BROADSIDE OF A BARN SO IT'S UP TO ME TO SCHOOLFEED YOU LOT.
FUCK WHEN DID I START SAYING YOU LOT? I'M NOT FUCKING ENGLISH.

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[selfhatred]

I GUESS IT'S NOT REALLY MANDATORY.
PEOPLE USUALLY GO ANYWAY.
IT'S NOT LIKE THERE'S ANYTHING BETTER TO DO WHILE THERE'S A DANCE ON.

[givesyouaboner]

Really?
That's pretty lame then.
There should always be better alternatives.

[selfhatred]

IT'S A FUCKING SCHOOL OF MAGIC.
THE ONLY THING TO DO AROUND HERE IS STUDY AND GO TO CLASS.
OR GET DETENTION.

[givesyouaboner]

You'd think with magic we'd get to do funner things.
Like.
I don't know.
Ride unicorns.