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[selfhatred]

WE HAVE A DANCE COMING UP.
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, BOYS AND GIRLS.
THE MATCHMAKER IS BACK IN ACTION.
DON'T HAVE A DATE OR YOU'RE TOO FUCKING PUSSY TO FIND ONE YOURSELF?
JUST LET ME TAKE CARE OF EVERYTHING.
NEED ADVICE BECAUSE YOU'RE A WORTHLESS SACK OF SHIT WHEN IT COMES TO RELATIONSHIPS?
I'M YOUR GUY.
YOU BULGE SUCKERS WOULDN'T KNOW ROMANCE FROM THE BROADSIDE OF A BARN SO IT'S UP TO ME TO SCHOOLFEED YOU LOT.
FUCK WHEN DID I START SAYING YOU LOT? I'M NOT FUCKING ENGLISH.

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[selfhatred]

YOU SHOULD GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF THOSE FUCKING BOOKS BEFORE THEY ROT YOUR BRAIN OR SOMETHING.
BESIDES IT'S NOT LIKE YOU ACTUALLY HAVE TO HAVE A DATE.
HELL I'M PROBABLY GOING STAG AND HANGING OUT WITH MY FRIENDS.

[doctorkishitani]

I'm not necessarily going to be studying. I'm just not sure I want to go to the dance.
And I don't think you can get brain rot from reading anyway.
Unless the books had some sort of fungal infestation.


But I do appreciate your offer! Although I'm not sure why you're offering to find dates for everyone else when you don't have one yourself.

[selfhatred]

WHO SAID I DIDN'T HAVE ONE?
I'M WORKING ON IT.
I'M JUST PREPARING FOR THE WORST CASE SCENARIO IF THEY DON'T WANT TO GO WITH ME.

[doctorkishitani]

You said you were probably going stag and you can't really go stag if you already have a date.

And I don't see why they wouldn't want to go with you. Have you asked them yet?