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[mo_cara]

Ok, So i hAvE A QuEsTiOn.
If yOu aLl pEoPlE WeRe gOiNg tO Go oN A CrAzY MoThErFuCkIn rOaD TrIp wHaT KiNd oF CaR WoUlD YoU TaKe.
BeCaUsE I ThInK ThE 1970 cHaRgEr iS ThE BiTcHtItS BeCaUsE It cOmEs iN ThE MoSt aMaZiNg PlUm pUrPlE YoU EvEr dOnE Up aNd sEeN.
I MeAn tHaT ShIt iS MoThErFuCkIn sWeEt.
BuT ThE 1967 iMpAlA Is pReTtY MoThErFuCkIn gOoD, tOo.
LiKe tHaT MiRaClE MaChInE LoOkS LiKe iT CoUlD TaKe dOwN FiVe mOtHeRfUcKiN CoWs aNd nOt eVeN Be aLl sToPpInG Or gEtTiNg dEnTeD Or sHiT.
AnD It cOmEs iN PuRpLe, ToO, lIkE IaN GiLlIaN.
ExCePt rAoUl dUkE ToTaLlY HaD A ChEvY CaPrIcE.
HaVe yOu eVeR NoTiCeD AlL ThE MoThErFuCkIn cArS HeRe aRe tInY ExCePt fOr tHe lOrRiEs?
WhY ThE FuCk iS ThAt?

Comments

[bluhbluhhugewitch]

Who is that and why should we even care?

[mo_cara]

WhIcH iS wHo?

[bluhbluhhugewitch]

Nevermind, I realized that it doesn't matter at all who these stupid people are.

[mo_cara]

Oh I gEt It.
He'S fRoM mOtHeRfUcKiN dEeP pUrPlE!

[bluhbluhhugewitch]

What's that suppose to 8e?

[mo_cara]

yOu KnOw, LiKe ThE CoLoUr PuRpLe?
ShIt, GiRl, AiN'T yOu NeVeR hEaRd Of DeEp PuRpLe?

[bluhbluhhugewitch]

I'm not 8lind, dum8ass. I know what color purple is!

[mo_cara]

YoU'd HaVe To Be DEAF To NoT kNoW wHaT tHaT iS.
;o)

[bluhbluhhugewitch]

After talking to you, sometimes i wish I was.

[mo_cara]

tHe SoUnDs AlL cOmInG fRoNtWaYs OuTtA mY wOrD hOlE dO bE pReTtY mOtHeRfUcKiN sWeEt.

[bluhbluhhugewitch]

"Word hole"? What kind of bumblinb idiot are you?

[mo_cara]

YoU tElL mE, sIsTeR.
a MoThErFuCkEr JuSt Be TrYiNg To GeT hIs CrEaTiVe VoCaBuLaRy On.