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[mo_cara]

Ok, So i hAvE A QuEsTiOn.
If yOu aLl pEoPlE WeRe gOiNg tO Go oN A CrAzY MoThErFuCkIn rOaD TrIp wHaT KiNd oF CaR WoUlD YoU TaKe.
BeCaUsE I ThInK ThE 1970 cHaRgEr iS ThE BiTcHtItS BeCaUsE It cOmEs iN ThE MoSt aMaZiNg PlUm pUrPlE YoU EvEr dOnE Up aNd sEeN.
I MeAn tHaT ShIt iS MoThErFuCkIn sWeEt.
BuT ThE 1967 iMpAlA Is pReTtY MoThErFuCkIn gOoD, tOo.
LiKe tHaT MiRaClE MaChInE LoOkS LiKe iT CoUlD TaKe dOwN FiVe mOtHeRfUcKiN CoWs aNd nOt eVeN Be aLl sToPpInG Or gEtTiNg dEnTeD Or sHiT.
AnD It cOmEs iN PuRpLe, ToO, lIkE IaN GiLlIaN.
ExCePt rAoUl dUkE ToTaLlY HaD A ChEvY CaPrIcE.
HaVe yOu eVeR NoTiCeD AlL ThE MoThErFuCkIn cArS HeRe aRe tInY ExCePt fOr tHe lOrRiEs?
WhY ThE FuCk iS ThAt?

Comments

[cuddlefishpeixes]

Can a purple impala really take out five w)(ole cows? 38O I always t)(oug)(t impalas were )(armless! T)(ey're so delicate and graceful!

...Can impalas even be purple?

[yerawwizarderi]

wwhat the fuck are you evven ramblin on about noww
thats just shit from those mad muggle comics im tellin you it aint real especially not against livvestock

[bluhbluhhugewitch]

Who is that and why should we even care?

[ladyliberty]

That's amazing!

[concern]

Why would you want to hurt that many cows with a car?!