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[mo_cara]

Ok, So i hAvE A QuEsTiOn.
If yOu aLl pEoPlE WeRe gOiNg tO Go oN A CrAzY MoThErFuCkIn rOaD TrIp wHaT KiNd oF CaR WoUlD YoU TaKe.
BeCaUsE I ThInK ThE 1970 cHaRgEr iS ThE BiTcHtItS BeCaUsE It cOmEs iN ThE MoSt aMaZiNg PlUm pUrPlE YoU EvEr dOnE Up aNd sEeN.
I MeAn tHaT ShIt iS MoThErFuCkIn sWeEt.
BuT ThE 1967 iMpAlA Is pReTtY MoThErFuCkIn gOoD, tOo.
LiKe tHaT MiRaClE MaChInE LoOkS LiKe iT CoUlD TaKe dOwN FiVe mOtHeRfUcKiN CoWs aNd nOt eVeN Be aLl sToPpInG Or gEtTiNg dEnTeD Or sHiT.
AnD It cOmEs iN PuRpLe, ToO, lIkE IaN GiLlIaN.
ExCePt rAoUl dUkE ToTaLlY HaD A ChEvY CaPrIcE.
HaVe yOu eVeR NoTiCeD AlL ThE MoThErFuCkIn cArS HeRe aRe tInY ExCePt fOr tHe lOrRiEs?
WhY ThE FuCk iS ThAt?

Comments

[mo_cara]

I wOuLdN't WaNt To, BrO!
bUt If ThEy AlL gOt ThEiR sTaMpEdE oN, wHaT's A mOtHeRfUcKeR sUpPoSeD tO dO?

[concern]

I really hope you're not going to get into a situation where that's likely!

[mo_cara]

i DoN't KnOw.
ThErE aRe A lOt Of MoThErFuCkIn CoWs In AmErIcA, rIgHt?

[concern]

I'm not quite sure. I doubt that the whole country is covered in that many cattle, though.

[mo_cara]

i GuEsS tHeY pRoBaBlY dOn'T lIvE iN tHe CiTy.
I nEvEr SeEn AnY iN pIcTuReS oF dEtRoIt.

[concern]

If it's a populous area, I doubt there would be too many, no. Maybe a few, but not enough for a stampede.

[mo_cara]

oH sHiT bRo I tHiNk I sAw ThAt In A dOcUmEnTaRy OnE tImE.
lIkE wHeRe ThIs MoThErFuCkIn CoW pArTy DoNe RuN tHrOuGh A mOtHeRfUcKiN tOwN cHaSiNg DuDeS.

[concern]

Do you mean the Running of the Bulls?

[mo_cara]

i GuEsS?
tHeRe WaS a ShItLoAd Of CoWs AlL mOvInG aRoUnD, sO pRoBaBlY!