sortinghat_rp

Entry tags:

oNe

Ok, So i hAvE A QuEsTiOn.
If yOu aLl pEoPlE WeRe gOiNg tO Go oN A CrAzY MoThErFuCkIn rOaD TrIp wHaT KiNd oF CaR WoUlD YoU TaKe.
BeCaUsE I ThInK ThE 1970 cHaRgEr iS ThE BiTcHtItS BeCaUsE It cOmEs iN ThE MoSt aMaZiNg PlUm pUrPlE YoU EvEr dOnE Up aNd sEeN.
I MeAn tHaT ShIt iS MoThErFuCkIn sWeEt.
BuT ThE 1967 iMpAlA Is pReTtY MoThErFuCkIn gOoD, tOo.
LiKe tHaT MiRaClE MaChInE LoOkS LiKe iT CoUlD TaKe dOwN FiVe mOtHeRfUcKiN CoWs aNd nOt eVeN Be aLl sToPpInG Or gEtTiNg dEnTeD Or sHiT.
AnD It cOmEs iN PuRpLe, ToO, lIkE IaN GiLlIaN.
ExCePt rAoUl dUkE ToTaLlY HaD A ChEvY CaPrIcE.
HaVe yOu eVeR NoTiCeD AlL ThE MoThErFuCkIn cArS HeRe aRe tInY ExCePt fOr tHe lOrRiEs?
WhY ThE FuCk iS ThAt?

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

Can a purple impala really take out five w)(ole cows? 38O I always t)(oug)(t impalas were )(armless! T)(ey're so delicate and graceful!

...Can impalas even be purple?

ShIt YeS, yOu CaN pAiNt ThOsE mOtHeRfUcKeRs!

But W)(Y would you do t)(at to a poor defenceless creature? It doesn't seem like it would )(elp its natural camouflage!

...maybe we're not t)(inking about t)(e same kind of impala. 38|

dId SoMe MoThErFuCkEr WhAt WeReN't ChEvY mAkE eM tOo?

wwhat the fuck are you evven ramblin on about noww
thats just shit from those mad muggle comics im tellin you it aint real especially not against livvestock

ErIdAn, BrO, mY dA hAs A cAr.
YoU wAnT tO sEe It SoMeTiMe?
I mEaN iT AiN't AlL tHaT, iT's LiKe A mOtHeRfUcKiN sAaB oR sOmE sHiT.
bUt YoU cOuLd CoMe GeT yOuR pEeP oN.

i knoww wwhat a kar is gam im not fuckin oblivvious
i just dont believve you could use one to take out a coww
its fuckin metal and wwhatevver it aint magic